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Necroticism

1991 album by a legendary English death metal band Carcass. Arguably, their best.

Full album title is "Necroticism — Descanting the Insalubrious", but most don't dare trying to pronounce that, let alone memorize it.
"Descanting" means "talking about something in detail and for a long time", while "insalubrious" is a synonym for "rotten", "sickly" or "putrid".
Newbie: — Hey, I wanna get into death metal a bit, any classics you'd recommend?
Metalhead: — Can't go wrong with Necroticism by Carcass!
by Admiral_Bongo August 4, 2019
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Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery

When someone suffers from a state of douchebaggery so high that they suck the life right out of the room when they walk in. They constantly feel the need to be a d bag no matter what the scenario. This person probably wears a lot of plaid and frequently hangs at Dorrians bar.
That guy suffers from Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery! Quick, order a douchectomy, stat.
by t. tease January 25, 2013
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Nepotism

When powerful people give sought after jobs to their undeserving (and incompetent) family members and friends, for the purpose of social status and to help them have a superficial sense of value and self-worth; and also to others as either payback for favors or with the expectations of receiving them. Meanwhile, the people who are actually worthy of those jobs, are given no consideration and thought of as being expendable.
The Senator promised to appoint the best candidates for jobs, but as soon as he was elected, the first job he handed out was to his dipshit son. He could barely tell you his title, much less how to do the job. Nepotism in politics would be laughable if it wasn’t so sad.
by |SaltyJack| January 14, 2019
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Necrotic Cadaver

Brutal death metal band from Quebec, Canada. Sick and offensive lyrics.
Anal Horse, Burning Horse, The fucking tool, Born in Shit, intestinal crucification, rotten brains, ghost scrotum of the death necrotic cadaver
by The Singer - Guitarist February 8, 2009
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Necrotizing Karenitis

An acute disease which doesn't allow Karens to wear masks to public places, followed by chronic asking-to-see-the-manager to complain about their rights being infringed upon.

Symptoms may include:
Threatening to sue
Filming the scene on their phones
Posting video on social media
Flat-earth beliefs
MAGA hat-wearing

Calling cops on black folks for existing
Woman demands to speak to the manager after being denied entry to the supermarket without a protective mask during the Covid-19 outbreak, and threatens to sue, which indicates she's suffering from Stage IV Necrotizing Karenitis.
by Polyester.Specter May 20, 2020
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necrotomigaud

Post Awareness Stage 6 Is Without Description.
Necrotomigaud Definition: A Piece Of Artmade by Ivan Seal, for the caretaker (James Leyland Kirby)

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY "SHOULD INCLUDE THE WORD BEING DEFINED" I ALREADY FUCKING DID??!!?!!!!!!?!!!!

Guy 1 heduy what's IP
Guyw2 have yoycu ecver herd of the cartaker?
Guy1 no??
Guy 2 well,, heas a musician ok?
Guy 1 ok

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Nepotism

A crime against the more qualified, talented, experienced workers who apply for employment because the people actually hired for the job were related to, friends with, sleeping with, or had incriminating evidence against, the person or people doing the hiring.
Nepotism runs ramped at the company and safety and performance is poor since 80% of the employees are related to or friends with the Vice President.
by Brian Sena August 13, 2006
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