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Necroposting

The act of posting in a forum thread that is too old to matter any more, or has served it's purpose.
Usually by new, inexperienced members of the board.

A common trait of someone necroposting is not to only bring one old thread back from the last page before deletion, but to fill up the entire first page with threads that only they seem to think have relevance to anything.
Date: 15th June 07
Comment: blah blah blah

Date: 2nd November 07
Comment: I totally agree!

Date: 2nd November 07
Comment: Quit necroposting.
by Fyrburn June 7, 2007
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necrobortion

The act of inserting carrion (ideally a fourth-trimester goat foetus) up a lady's quim. Putrefaction ensues, and after a certain time - weeks, maybe months - has elapsed, the semi-liquid remains can be felched out of her gash by a braver man than me. Preferably at solstice, etc, as with necrobation, which can be done simultaneous, and often is.
Incubating that necrobortion gave your mum lethal blood poisoning. Best put the cadaver on ice till solstice.
by Lord Grimcock January 23, 2008
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necropost

In the context of the forums, the rootword of "necropost," which is "post," is most accurately defined as "a message published on a website." The prefix of the word, "necro-" most nearly means "dead." As such, the appropriate definition for a "necropost" (which can function as both a noun and a verb) would be "(v) the act of publishing a message on a website in a dead topic" or "(n) a message published on a website in a dead topic."
"dude... you just totally necroposted"
"lol what?"
"YOU POSTED IN A TOPIC FROM LIKE, 4 MONTHS AGO, LOLOLOLOL!"
by REP... rawr! December 28, 2007
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necroposting

On a message board, posting something irrelevent on a really old topic to bring it to the top of the list topics. name comes from the fact that you are bringing it back from the dead, thus Necro. a practice common among n00blars.
n00b: I think necroposting is funny.
me: ::bitchslaps::
by Bob Dole January 17, 2004
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Necropostophiliac

You're a frigg'n necropostophiliac. Someone ban him.
by Yuyuyami March 26, 2006
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necroposting

The act of posting something highly irrelevant to a forum thread that has not been posted to in months, even years, to bring it back from the dead.
9/23/2014:

I would have to say that TF2 is one of the best games ever made.

*insert 100 posts here, last one 9/24/2014*

9/23/2017:

lol

This is an example of necroposting
by SilverishGoldNova September 25, 2017
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Necrosodomy

An act of rape upon a dead body. While engaging, the sodomizer commits an act of necrophilia. Usually followed by horrendous odor.

It is often ensued with questions of legality...

"Is it really Rape if he's dead."
"Oh shit this orifice is cold."

Dude, you should cover that shit up when you're done.

"Why?"

Because Necrosodomy is illegal man.
by Michael Woods July 19, 2006
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