Necrobation

An act of masturbation involving non-living organic material; specifically, one performed by night in a clearing at solstice while repeatedly grimvoking the name of the Necrowizard. Suitable receptacles for necrobation include the still-lukewarm carcasses of homopriests.

Coining credit goes to Seth Putnam of Impaled Northern Moonforest.

The kvlt necrolyte of Shub-Niggurath done a necrobation into the frozen orifice of the homocleric... bloodlustfully.

by Lord Grimcock August 15, 2007

necrobagger

the act of t-bagging a lifeless corpse, with the intent of sexual arousement.

Timmy: "Hey, don't put your balls on that corpses face, I want to"

Jimmy: "I found it first"

Random Adult: "Oh you prepubescent necrobaggers."

by I am Waldo July 31, 2005

necrothreadia

The term used when, on a forum, a user revives a thread that is long dead.

Necrothreadia is when the date is 10/04/05 and someone posts on a thread that is dated 24/12/99.

by Noopectro April 10, 2005

Necroth

Someone who is righteous and helpful all the time and is defined by his obesity with bananas.

Thinks of himself as the true king of the bananas.

Did you see Necroth swing his banana staff?

by NeutronBlade June 14, 2011

Necrofaith

One of the best damn bands from the greater Houston area!

Did you see Necrofaith at Metalfest?!?

by Fisky April 29, 2008

Necrobation

the grim and frostbitten doings of the necroyeti as he bloodlustfully praises satans unholy allmightyness in the woods at midnight.

the necroyetti necrobated on the norweigen mountain of yesiadhusduef.

by Kyla April 1, 2005

Necromachy

From the Greek (Necros = dead; Mache = fight). Literally: Fighting with the dead.

Reading my philosophy homework last night, I suddenly found myself engaged in religious Necromachy -- it was either Jesus or Nietzsche, and somebody was going to get killed!

by Tim Crutcher and Brint Montgomery February 12, 2007