Neckbeard

Neckbeard some guy in their thirties living off of mountain dew and wearing a fedora. They are usually bronies but exceptions aply.
that bitchass neckbeard just fucked a waterfountain. Neckbeard just dont
by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018
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Neckbeard

McConnell: Asmon stop being such a neckbeard!
Asmon: Fuck you neckbeard lookin' ass. I've got 99% of items in wow lmao
by asmongoldlover999 May 13, 2019
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Neckbeard

An stupid ass nigga who forgot to shave under his chin
Look at this neckbeard
by Monkeyman972 November 2, 2020
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Neckbeard

When facial hair grows on a manchild's neck but not on his face. Identifying said person as someone incapable of adult interaction or successful working relationships.
Meet my co-worker neckbeard. Don't stare, he gets self conscious about his inability to grow a mans beard.
by MAJEKA August 1, 2011
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Neckbeard

Almost always an older, unemployed or retired guy distinguished by a nasty looking neck beard that looks like a dead cat wrapped around his neck. During ammo shortages, they stake out the local ammo retailers and get there hours before they open so they’ll be the first one in line to snatch up any ammo that shows up and resell it at inflated prices.
Those damn neckbeards are the ones causing the ammo shortage and high prices.
by Looma January 24, 2021
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Neckbeard

Anyone who makes long definitions to pointless words that nobody uses. AKA You.
"Why did this guy write a 20 Paragraph paper on the definition of Ratchet?"
"Because he's most likely some loser Neckbeard."
by Man Of Noob March 18, 2015
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Neckbeard

A byword used on HCRealms.com that best describes a gamer who has become an over excessive greed driven scalper/hoarder who is often known to make a 'living' selling toys and collectables on ebay from their parent's basement.
I've checked every store in the past 300miles for the new Toys R' Us exclusives, but they were all sold out!! Damn neckbearders!! Always jacking the goods forcing me to pay extra!
by GVirus August 26, 2011
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