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nebraskan man hands

Noun(2)
synonyms: nebraska man hands, nebraskan, man hands, fat ass, fatty, amy

1. A person who has very strong, muscular, man-like hands.

2. A person who is either fat, huge, or obese.
example:

Tuan: Hey, Nebraskan Man hands.

Amy: Roar!!!!! What do you want?!!!

Tuan: Uhh... Would you mind opening this jar of pickles for me?

Amy: Why, sure!

Tuan: Thanks a lot, Nebraskan! I was beginning to worry that you were going to try to eat me or something...

Amy: No problem! Call me any time when you're in need of my man hands!

Tuan: Okay! Thanks, fat ass!
by Nebraskan Ass Kicker June 11, 2013
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Nebraskan Smore

When doing anal with your partner, ejaculate in their ass, once done you get two graham cracker, more if necessary and then use the shit and jizz as the filling.
Hi, John would you like to make a nebraskan smore tonight? Why yes we are in college and need to do new things.
by zim the man February 16, 2008
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Nebraskan Sweet Tooth

The sexual act were a male sticks his penis in a cotton candy machine while its being made. The results should end up with a twirl of cotton candy on his penis. Then a female eats the cotton candy off by mouth to penis intercourse.
Tanya really would love a Nebraskan Sweet Tooth right now.
by halla3 September 20, 2011
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Nebraskan Man hands

Noun(2)
synonyms: man hands, nebraskan, fatass, fatty

1. A person that has a very strong, muscular, man-like hands.

2. A person who is either fat or obese.
Tuan: Hey, Nebraskan Man hands.
Amy: Roar!!!!! What do you want?!!!
Tuan: Uhh... Would you mind opening this jar of pickles for me?
Amy: Why sure!
Tuan: Thanks a lot Nebraskan! I was beginning to worry that you might go and try and eat me...
Amy: No problem! Call me any time when you're in need of my man hands!
Tuan: Okay, thanks fatty!
by AznDork916 June 10, 2013
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Nebraskan Goose Waddle

When one waddles from participating in intense coitus the night before. Originating in Nebraska.
Person 1: did you see the english teacher doing the Nebraskan Goose Waddle today?
Person 2: yeah, the principal must've been all up in that last night!
by TheOtterOfLyfe April 17, 2014
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Nebraskan Chili Cheese Dog

When you throw up on your penis and have your girlfriend lick it off
I didn’t feel so well so my girlfriend offered to do the Nebraskan Chili Cheese Dog.
by Dorm Room Hacks October 13, 2021
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Nebraskan Turntables

When you're fingering two girls at once. Rubbing the clits in a circle resembles the motion a DJ makes spinning a turntable.
Me: Ay what's the closest you've ever been to a threesome?
Ben: Haha I was so close one time. I actually did the Nebraskan Turntables on these twins, but I didn't get to fuck after.
Me: Damn! Why not?
Ben: Because they thought that fingering both of them at once was the stupidest shit ever. They left immediately after I tried it...
by nutellacroissant May 1, 2021
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