A confused individual who thinks he is Japanese and a rudeboy gangster at the same time. Whenever someone asks him a personal question, he will often respond 'jahh' so as to avoid exploring himself. Often, he will know very little about complex issues and prefers to make fleeting conclusions. If anyone draws attention to any of these facts, he will just say 'jahh' and will begin an investigation into whether or not that particular individual is plotting against him.
Naufil: And so America will never declare war on China because of the big import debt that they have, and the same for Korea!!
Kiyosaki: Wait, what? You do know that a balance of payments deficit isn't an actual debt, right?
Naufil: Jahh!
Haroon: What a grade-A Naufil, huh?
Kiyosaki: Ironic, because he rarely gets A-grades!
Kiyosaki: Wait, what? You do know that a balance of payments deficit isn't an actual debt, right?
Naufil: Jahh!
Haroon: What a grade-A Naufil, huh?
Kiyosaki: Ironic, because he rarely gets A-grades!
by Not Arsal May 20, 2011
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Derived from a live performance by famous comedian George Carlin.
Derived from a live performance by famous comedian George Carlin.
Fox News caught with their pants down jerking off in the face of Rush Limbaugh? Say, that's nearfetched Bill!
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Get the Soixante-dix neuf mug.The ship name of Niall horan and his beloved leaf. They have been seen in pictures and fans believe that Niall is in a private relationship with his sexy and attractive green leaf.
I ship Neaf more than motherfucking Haylor.
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Neaf just went on their second date. Awwww!!!
Niall found his princess... Neaf forevahhh <3
Neaf is like my otp!
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Neaf is a writer famous on the social network Tumblr for writing THE best RPF fanfictions about Glee actors Chris Colfer and Darren Criss. She also tends to post thorough analysises of important scenes between their characters Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson, always resulting in hundreds of fans sobbing about the accurateness of her rants.
Neaf is a writer famous on the social network Tumblr for writing THE best RPF fanfictions about Glee actors Chris Colfer and Darren Criss. She also tends to post thorough analysises of important scenes between their characters Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson, always resulting in hundreds of fans sobbing about the accurateness of her rants.
"Oh my God, you have never read the Two Hands verse? You don't know anything about life!"
"What do you mean, you didn't like Somewhere, A Clock Is Ticking? Don't you have any soul?"
"OMG NEAF YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY AGAIN, THIS IS THE BEST HEADCANON EVER"
"What do you mean, you didn't like Somewhere, A Clock Is Ticking? Don't you have any soul?"
"OMG NEAF YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY AGAIN, THIS IS THE BEST HEADCANON EVER"
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Those Neufeld's are tough
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