Native
Native by Huber Puber July 24, 2010
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Slang to describe a person who is very drunk. Probably refers to how european settlers bribed native North Americans with alcohol thus causing an alcoholism problem with native people.
native by Bobby Digital March 11, 2005
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One who thinks that "their" land was raped and "their" women were stolen, and not the other way around. One can see how a native could easily mix these up, I slur a lot when I am drunk too.
Successful white man #1: "Ahoy there, my white brethren, look at these natives attempting to placate their innate drunkenness by writing pointless definitions on UD."
Successful white man #2: "Yes, very empowering, but notice how they use "their" when referring to land and women. For a culture that supposedly took no stock in ownership titles of items, they sure are a greedy, bitter bunch."
Successful white man #1: "Very interesting observation Miles. Perchance would you like to accompany me to a local social for an evening fine foods and wine?"
Successful white man #2: "I would love too, Warren. I will most certainly enjoy alcohol that is not from a Listerine bottle."
Successful white man #2: "Yes, very empowering, but notice how they use "their" when referring to land and women. For a culture that supposedly took no stock in ownership titles of items, they sure are a greedy, bitter bunch."
Successful white man #1: "Very interesting observation Miles. Perchance would you like to accompany me to a local social for an evening fine foods and wine?"
Successful white man #2: "I would love too, Warren. I will most certainly enjoy alcohol that is not from a Listerine bottle."
native by Steven the Lexographer January 9, 2009
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here are some examples of the definition of native: sami, native american, aborduchi, and maary. these people are better than brits.
i am part sami. my dad is 75% sami. i wish i were more but sami is what i mostly am. i love being native. natives are fucking better than brits!
native by better than you and your mother bitch! June 25, 2007
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A person who is sanctimonious asshole about how long they've lived in a place, considering themselves to be native, despite the fact they they have no ties to First Nation people.
I am a native of this state but all these out of staters have ruined it to the point where I don't recognized it anymore.
Native by Urban Snowshoer May 30, 2015