nasterrific

something so nasty that it's actually terrific

those pink boogers on your handkerchief are nasterrific

by pink booger June 30, 2011

Asteroids

A condition when the Fecal Impaction of the Colon is so solid and an has become an immobile bulk mass of human feces that develops one's rectum as it has a resulted in a solid mass of constipation in one's ass, such that, it feels as if it is, “Chocked Full O' Nuts” which will not pass under normal circumstances and may have to be dug out with one's fingers or similar tools. i.e., "to shit a brick!"

Tommy: "You ok in their… Won?"

Won: "Oh yes yes, me mighty fine, it is my ass that is the problem, and I am in a state of constipated and my ass is full of Asteroids and feels like it is Chocked Full O' Nuts”.

Jim: "What's the hold up with you two guys in this restroom; it’s time to watch the game."

Tommy: "Oh, it's Won; again, he say's his butt is so clogged up with Asteroids that he just can't shit and is in a lot of pain.

Jim: "What?"

Joe: "Oh, hell you guys, I have been telling you for years that Won is just full of shit."

Jim: “What a crock of shit, we are going to miss the game.”

Bobby: “Who gives a shit?”

Tommy: “Well, evidently Won does!”

by Billy BullSchitter April 23, 2017

Asteroid

Any vehicle, especially on the Interstate, driving ten or more miles an hour under the speed limit. See also asteroid field.

All these asteroids puttering down the road are killing me.

by Whitebred April 3, 2004

barbarian asteroid

The act of 2 beings mating analy and the giver pulls out, and while the takers anus is still gaping, the taker BMs into the givers anus.

Sandy got a barbarian asteroid from Ronald yesturday, it was wide.

by nicklights December 13, 2007

asteroid poop

When taking a poop, the poop "breaks up" on "reentry" and leaves a notable splash for every chunk.

"Dude I had a total asteroid poop back there. I had to wipe my ass four times to get all of the water off."

by Blood_Sweat_'n_Tears March 8, 2014

LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV

The greatest baseball player of all time at 12 years old. He has a sad, incurable disease where anytime he makes contact with the the ball it’s a 450 foot swamp donkey. He broke the home run record 18 games into his rookie season.

Holy sh**, LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV just won his 4th world series ring at 12 years old

by lightsout1742 October 30, 2023

Asteroid Armor

A unique and fully operational impact protection kit (a hardhat). As a bonus, the cheap plastic is designed to melt away in post impact heat preventing you from having to remove the armor manually.

Dude - is that a huge asteroid coming through the atmosphere? Holy crap it is! Put on this Asteroid Armor!

by Jimmy Geddon Gear February 1, 2009