wet nailing

the act of performing intercousre in the bath/shower.

fancy staying in. get a take away. and let me do some wet nailing on/in your sweet little arse.

by scottie massive January 25, 2009

nambling

Participle version of 'namble', itself backformed from 'nambler'. To be in the way of, or actively engaged in molesting kids.

I'm a nambling man
I'm gonna namble your asshole
Tonight
- Turbonegro / Anal Gestapo - The Midnight NAMBLA

Tut, look at the Telegraph. Looks like Janner's been caught nambling again.

by Lord Grimcock April 29, 2008

Like nailing jello to a cat.

The ultimate in complexity and difficulty. This is a combination of two other analogies:

- Like herding cats
- Like nailing jello to a tree

"Getting the House of Representatives to agree on a topic is like nailing jello to a cat."

by Brett Mello May 8, 2007

like nailing jello to a tree

It is said that nailing jello to a tree is impossible, therefor something that is like 'nailing jello to a tree' is something you just can't do.

Convincing that popular hunk of spunk to take me to the prom would be like nailing jello to a tree.

by Carsa Ikk July 17, 2006

Boot-Nailing

The Simple Act of Filling a Large Long Leather Boot with Nails, Placing it in a Busy Street, and then Waiting for a Car to Run it Over.

"Wanna go boot-nailing after school, Paul?"
"Sure Carl! I love boot-nailing!"

"Oh man, some one boot-nailed my car again, Jane."
"Again Jon, that's the third time this week."

"Let's Boot-nail, Mr.Ferguson."
"Boot-nail? What's that?"

by LexustheLeaf March 26, 2023

Nanilingus

When you orally stimulate your grandmother's arse hole.

BOY 1: Have you tried nanilingus?
BOY 2: Not recently, my nan's dead - worse luck!

by Percy Flage August 30, 2010

narfling

A tiny amount of weed

This nigga brought a narfling to throw on this blunt

by Cole wells May 31, 2016