napsterbate

To waste time on a peer-to-peer service, downloading files you'll probably never listen to. Portmanteau of napster and masturbate.

When I'm bored I connect to Limewire; I don't look for anything in particular, just napsterbate.

by steevsith December 9, 2008

naperbate

The act - either planned or unplanned - of falling to sleep after masturbating

i will probably just call it an early night, head home and naperbate. masternap

by WaxyWang September 20, 2016

napterbation

A sudden or prolonged state of sleepyness, which eventually results in a period of sleep (due to one or often several hours of fatigue-inducing self-fornication).

Coach: whats your excuse for today mister?! practice started 30 minutes ago!!

Player: im so sorry Coach Diane, i went home at lunch and got carried away; truth be told i napterbated vigerously for 4 hours straight!

Coach: - You're asking for trouble! Napterbation could cause all kinds of problems, no wonder your late so often!!

by snipeshOkales September 16, 2011

Napperbitch

Someone with an unhealthy urge to go to Napper Tandy's Irish pub and grill.

Get over yourself Trevor and stop being a Napperbitch. It's really not that great.

by Troovie December 23, 2017