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Nantucket Sleigh-ride 

When a man inserts an anchor of anal beads into a willing participant. The other person takes the other end of the anal beads and securely fastens it to their genitalia. The anal beads person will then drag the other person across the ground.
Bill: Why is your back so rug burned.
Ted: That bitch Carol gave me a Nantucket Sleigh-ride my ass all night. You might as well call me Moby.
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Nantucket Sleighride

A "Nantucket Sleighride" was the result of harpooning a whale. The ship subsequently was dragged behind the whale by a line running from the harpoon to the ship. The Nantucket Sleighride would continue until the whale died, the line broke, or the ship sank.
After harpooning the whale, the good ship "Alabaster" was taken on a Nantucket Sleighride for nearly an hour.

Nantucket Sleighride

Originally named for the act of harpooning a whale and being pulled by the harpoon line until the whale dies, the line breaks, or the boat sinks, the Nantucket Sleighride is a sexual experience where you have your pecker stuck in a woman bigger than you and she drags you around the room trying to break free.
I was plowing this huge woman and my cock became stuck in her ass, so she gave me a Nantucket Sleighride trying to get it out..
Nantucket Sleighride by Hoosier Poet February 16, 2020

nantucket sleighride

The act of knocking a woman out during intercourse with a sharp blow to the head, positioning her belly-down at the top of a staircase, and then while sitting atop her back, riding her limp body down the stairs. This act is performed much in the same way a sled is ridden down a snow-covered hill. Steering is accomplished by bringing the arms up behind the back; pulling on the left arm turns the sleigh left, and vice-versa for pulling on the right. This act is almost guaranteed to be good fun for at least one person.
"Why is Mary's entire face in a cast?"
"Ohh, Ted gave her the old nantucket sleighride."
"....oh, what fun."

Nantucket Sleighride

WHALING.... DUDE a "Natucket Sleighride" is a WHALING term....

Dear God....
Example.... isnt it pretty self explainatory?

Nantucket Sleighride

–verb
The act of stabbing your obese partner while having intercourse and then riding her until she goes down.
Jordan: Hey man, did you take down that whale??

Clifford: Yeah, I totally Nantucket Sleighride(rode) that bitch!

Jordan: No way! How long did it take her to go down?

Clifford: ...about 45 minutes.

Nantucket Sleighride

Sexual act, where female, atop the male in a traditional "69" position, snorts a line of cocaine off of his appendage while enjoying his oral dexterity. Hence we have the "snow" and the "ride."
Due to his enormous prowess, ability to keep his unit perfectly still and his Columbian connections, Frank was able to give Lisa quite a few Nantucket Sleighrides back in the 80's.