Nani Paradox

An unsolvable scenario where the question is “IF *JOSEPH JOESTAR* TELLS *KENSHIRO* THAT HIS NEXT WORDS WILL BE *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU* AND HE SAYS IT WHO WILL SAY NANI?”

Hey mark......have you heard of the *Nani Paradox*?

by Sooperdooper14 August 20, 2018

Nandi

Nandi is a person, perfect in every way. Her level of beauty can't be matched and anyone lucky to know one should thank the stars for such a blessing. Beauty, wisdom, kindness, grace - she's got it all. Ultra rare to find and even rarer to keep, a Nandi is one hell of a jewel.

"Hey you met the new girl yet?"
"Yeah, she's such a Nandi."

by Salt-to-my-Pepper April 22, 2017

nani

(informal)

Japanese for "What?"

You're always hearing this in anime and reading it in manga, and it's basically a simple response to anything confusing, offensive, or mysterious.

Can be used in virtually any situation. Plus you sound all cosmopolite if you can speak in Japanese.

1) "Nani?"
Trans: I beg your pardon?

2) "Nani?!"
T: Did you just say what I think you said?!

3) "Nani kore?"
T: What is this?

4) "Nani..."
T: This is all so mysterious and intriguing...I wonder what it all could mean.

have fun.

by noflo June 19, 2004

Nanci

Nanci is a person who loves and cares for her friends, family and partner. She is very pretty, caring, smart and a sincere person. She will always be truthful and trustful, you can always rely on her. Nanci is a really nice, caring person when she finds the one she will love him forever. When she says ur the one, you know she loves you. Nanci is a really nice friend she will treat you good and care for you no matter what. Nanci would be the best friend in the world she is very funny, she will make you laugh when you are upset, and will help you with any problems you have. Nanci is incredibly cute without any makeup on, she is stunning without even trying. Nanci loves to help people out with anything no matter what it is she will try her very best.

Person1: I love that girl, what's her name?

Person2: her name is Nanci

Person1: that makes sense

by oof.oof.lol December 17, 2018

nani

how to say "what" in japanese

usually used when you're surprised

Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.

by Kazariiiiiiiiiiii-chan September 2, 2021

nani sore? oishii no?

A somewhat of a dead meme in Japan that you might hear a Japanese native say. It is often used when someone uses some fancy/obscure English or Japanese word that the listener doesn't know. Literally translated, it means "What is that? Is it delicious?". It has nothing to do with food though. 「Written in Japanese (with 漢字) -> 何それ？美味しいの？」

PS: Thank you Japanese Ammo with Misa

Shakespeare: Look thou be true; do not give dalliance, To the fire i' the blood: be more abstemious...

Every edgy highschooler ever: nani sore? oishii no?

by faichaan September 6, 2020

Nani

"What" in Japanese.

P1: Omae wa mou shindeiru (You are already dead)

P2: Nani! (What!)

by xXSunlightBlaze420Xx November 2, 2017