Dog toe nail soup

Dog toenail soup is very yummy soup mixed with dog toe nails yum yum yum.

I would like some yummy Dog toe nail soup please yum yum yum

by anonymous October 30, 2020

toe nail surprise

the act of jizzing on a sleeping persons face, then applying toe nail clippings to said jizz covered face. Then the enjoyment of their reaction the next morning.

If that jerk doesnt watch out he's gonna find himself a nice toe nail surprise in the morning.

by GrandmaButch May 29, 2010

stoned at the nail salon

A phrase used in the sentimental Lorde song of the same name to describe dreaming, ruminating, overthinking or confusion. A nail salon is a place where you sit quietly, often reflecting on your thoughts. In the song, Lorde asks herself whether she's thinking clearly or just high and confused. Really fucking deep.

Conversation In Your Head:
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."

by cryingraccoon July 26, 2021

Nail Salon

A place where white girls get parts of their fingers cut off by little asian ladies judging them and gossiping in who knows what language

Hey Britney wanna go to the nail salon? I want a new set of acrylics with gel and pva!

by definatedefanition June 2, 2018

Nail Stabber

Someone whose a complete loser and thinks that having long nails makes her look cool. In reality it just makes them look dumb as fuck. They just keep the nails to stab other people.

Fuck Olivia stabbed me again with her long ass nails. That Nail Stabber

by Wowfuckabitch November 20, 2019

Nail salonist

It means when you work at a nail salon

I want to be a nail salonist

by Nail salon it’s May 8, 2021

Junky Nail Syndrome

When you have your nails looking gooky and not smooth. Acrylic nails gone wrong!

I can't afford to get my nails done professionally.... I'll do it myself! I have junky Nail Syndrome

by Afreur August 19, 2024