nuked 

being really fuckin stoned

um yo dude do i look nuked man??

nuked by bobby thortin February 4, 2004

Nuked 

Being farted and belched in the face, at the same time

Person 1: Awww, EWWW!
Person 2: Heh, you just got nuked.

Nuked by Sir Edward IV August 22, 2010

nuked 

to get drunk and sexy.

"This bar is sweaty and I'm having fun. Yeah, I'm on my way to being NUKED.

nuked by morleystinkah June 21, 2010

nuked 

When your cell phone is unexpectedly blown up with an innumerable amount of texts.

Joe: When you were gone I heard your phone vibrating like crazy.

Bob: Wtf I was gone for five minutes and my phone got nuked...

nuked by Cr4zyLif3 February 27, 2010

nuked 

When you own someone SO much, and SO hard, that they have abosuletely NOTHING they could even POSSIBLY say back to you, to defend themselves.

Joe: I'm such a pimp! I got tons of hoes!
Bobby: Don't kid yourself, you used to let guys bang your butt out, remember the tape posted on the internet for everyone to see, of you getting ass-raped?
Joe: ..........
Jim: Bobby just nuked you dude.

nuked by Seth Wall September 28, 2006

nuked 

microwaved its not good people just not good, youll all get three heads

ready meals

nuked by princess laura March 15, 2004

nuked 

A poorly rolled joint, if a joint is nuked it looks in bad shape i.e. it hassnt been licked properly, its fairly loose and is pretty much unsmokable.

haha look at ryans spliff its completly nuked out

nuked by Blazzer July 28, 2007