Norris

Norris was born and raised in Saskatchewan. This means she can drink beer like it’s water, fix anything with duct tape and wire, and carries a knife in her car. CAUTION: Skills include the ability to accidentally break/ruin/destroy random objects or bring self-harm by not living in reality.

Way to Norris the board game!

by TTW member February 3, 2010

norris

Another word for the male genitalia, in other words a PENIS!!!

Suck my norris!!!

Lick my norris!!!

You're a norris!!!

by Jeremy Beadle 2 February 26, 2007

norris

Girl who is great in bed and loves to have fun all night long.

Dude, I'd like to get with her! She's a total norris.

by James 11111 February 20, 2009

Norris

To bail out on plans with family or friends because of completely unrelated matters.
Past tense - Norrised

My cousin just ate the last slice of pizza so I'm gonna Norris out of your bachelor party in Vegas

by WhyAreYouSoBad November 27, 2010

Norris

N. Rhyming slang. A girl who is a squirter. From the later erstwhile nazi sympathiser and BBC Record Breakers co-host Norris McWhirter

That new chick I’m dating is a proper Norris. I went down on her last night and she gushed all over my face!

by Gogs206 March 31, 2020

norris

1. To be extremely angry and annoyed.
Actually has no relation to the stupid Chuck Norris obsession, but was actually the interpretation of a 4 year old trying to say that she was "annoyed".

annoyed chuck norris pissed iritated angry

George Bush's existence makes me norris.

If you don't stop being so norris, I'm not going to share my funonions.

by xthorcorex November 24, 2006

norris

a young girl who's face resembles chuck norris so much that she gets the nick name norris

"WOW did you see that girl!"
"yeah, why do u think we call her norris?"

by aly sims August 30, 2009