noise hamper

An object that produces a white noise (like a fan, or maybe a radio on a lower volume) that is used to make sounds audible in a very quiet environment not quite as noticeable. Noise hampers can be used to make it harder to hear you doing something you don't want others to know about.

Noise hampers explain why so many people like to masturbate in the bathroom with the shower running.

While Tyrone and Shelly were having sex, Shelly used her fan as a noise hamper so her parents wouldn't hear her moaning.

I had to find a noise hamper so I could fap in peace.

by thisplacesucksass April 19, 2014

noisestalgia

Noisetalgia {noise-tal-gia} is a wistful desire for music acquired in former time of one's life. This type of melody leans towards a sentimental yearning of either happiness or wistfulness.

The Narrator: 2 People listening to music & talking about life.

Claude: So the secret elixir to immortality is pretty simple, its…suddenly stops and gestures attentively

Anon: Is Everything Alright?

Claude: Shh!

Anon: What is it? Is Everything Alright? Is Somebody eavesdropping on us?

Anon: Claude the song

Claude: Few, for a minute there I thought it was that urban legend of that one guy with the hook, who….{Gets cuts off}

Anon: Claude can you just not talk for one minute! -- voice chokes up you're ruining this noisestalgia for me

by @ClaudeSundae January 24, 2019

groid noise

any variety or varieties of the incessant, unintelligible "music" that is greatly appreciated by the urban population and those desiring to be part of said culture. it can be recognised by it's it's spoken and at times rapid fire delivery vs the conventional singing of the lyrics as seen in most others forms of music. it is performed by both genders. the lyrical content typically consists of objectifying the female gender, copious references to illegal drug use and various methods of getting money, often of the the illegal variety and vulgar sexual content.

Billy: "dude, you hear that new Dr. Dre album? it's dope, man! i been waiting 2 years since his last album!"
Chris: "dude, you know who you're talking to? look at me! i'm powder's cousin. i don't listen to that groid noise". i'm rockin' that new Alan Jackson album. that's the stuff you should be listening to. that guy makes real music and plays an instrument."

by ClamLiquor March 19, 2023

Gorilla Noise

music of black origin

"like my new hip hop cd?"

"no! now get that gorilla noise off my stereo!"

by MosiahB March 30, 2010

Blackground Noise

Unwanted, incomprehensible , high volume, noise that is produced by a group of black people all talking at once.

Person 1: My black friends and I went to see a movie last night.

Person 2: That's cool. How was it?

Person 1: We had fun but, I couldn't even hear the movie because of all the blackground noise they made.

by titsmagee2837543 March 17, 2011

noise bot

A new set of ads that seems to be replacing busted tees' adds on Urban Dictionary. Sad, because I loved BT's ads.

Dude see that UGLY girl on the right with the UNFUNNY shirt? yeah that's noise bot's new ad...

by BOBtheMOB March 22, 2008

Ambient Mexican Noise

The sounds you hear in any online game by a Latino boy with a mic. This includes Vaccuming, dogs barking, Parents yelling, babies crying, Spanish soap Opera, Mexican music.

George: Let’s leave this game, there’s some kid with ambient Mexican noise.
Fred: yeah I can’t even concentrate let’s leave.

by Resolute_ March 13, 2019