nob

British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.

Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.

by Zaarin2007 December 27, 2007

nobbing

Nobbing is another word for sexual relations

Dude we were nobbing all night

by Russ April 18, 2003

nob

A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.

1. That guy is such a nob!

2. Did you here, Bob nobbed that girl last night?

by Vikas Shah July 2, 2002

Nob

A nob is British slang for a posh person, probably from 'nobility'. It is NOT a knob. That isn't to say nobs can't be knobs.

David Cameron is such a nob.

by notanob November 4, 2014

nob on

when one's penis becomes erect

That pervert's got a nob on!

by kristan james caryl August 30, 2008

nobbed

to have sex

i nobbed her

by Jay See February 23, 2004

nob

The incorrect way of spelling "knob", meaning:
1) penis
2) noun used to describe an idiot or dickhead
3) verb "to knob" meaning to fuck

"That knob didn't seem to realise there's a silent K in there!"

by nic_908 April 23, 2007