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Perma-newb syndrome

A syndrome where someone who, although experienced, will never become good at a game. They may play for a long time and get a few good rounds here and there, but for the most part, no matter how hard they try, they will never surpass newb level.
"Dude, you are horrible at this game. How long have you been playing?"
"A long time. I suffer from perma-newb syndrome"
by Yellow ninja March 7, 2013
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Pew News

The most reliable news source on YouTube. Hosted by Poppy Harlow.
"Hi, I'm Poppy Harlow. Welcome to Pew News, the most reliable news source on YouTube."
by spicymemeboy027 September 3, 2018
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news fatigue

Becoming tired of the constant negativity or political propaganda in the news. People with news fatigue might decide to stop all news consumption for the purpose of being more at peace and improving their mental health and mood and may then find themselves happier and with more energy to do the things they enjoy.
News Addict: "Hey, did you see the news today? (something negative)"
Tired Person: "No, I have news fatigue and I’m happier without it.”
by WeNeedCleanEnergy April 21, 2020
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Newb Yorker

Adam's always taking the wrong train. He's such a Newb Yorker.
by adampash February 21, 2013
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Yahoo News

A collection of pointless, poorly-written news articles meant to entertain someone suffering from extreme boredom. It is not to be thought of as news, as the writers of its articles clearly must not believe they are actually writing news stories.
I ran out of homework and I had already played five hours of mario kart so I figured i woul just peruse some yahoo news.
by Informed,kinda November 25, 2011
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Preacher News

A news, conveyed confidently by anyone without checking any facts, which is actually fake news.
Ankit said that Rowan Atkinson has died, but everyone knew that it was Preacher News.
by Batsenpai November 3, 2020
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Bad news

Anyone who brings a lot of never ending trouble into your life
You should dump your junkie girl (or boy) friend, they're bad news. Or don't even let him in the house, he's bad news.
by tvod November 14, 2014
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