Narutards

A person who is obsessive over naruto and has become a retard over naruto. A Narutards or narutard consists of 2 words naruto and retard

person 1:I LOVE NARUTO SO MUCH!!!
person 2:I LOVE SASUKE SO MUCH I CHANGED MY LAST NAME TO UCHIHA!
person 3:IF I DON'T WATCH NARUTO SOON IM GONNA DIE!
person 1&2:WOAH! *takes out a kunai* here you go *hands over kunai*
person 3:WE ARE SUCH A NARUTARDS!

by uchiha_girl May 15, 2006

Narutard

A person who obsesses over Naruto immensely. Who can quote almost every line, wear's their headband proudly, and want's to kill Viz for making Naruto say believe it.

Random Dude: "Believe it!"
Narutard: -kills random dude with kunai- "Bastard!"

by Uchiha-Chan April 22, 2006

narutard

Commonly used in reference to a Naruto fanboy, who typically joins a channel that fansubs said anime to ask stupid questions.

Is Naruto 1999 out yet?!?!
@find Naruto 1999
Can someone send me naruto 1999?
which bot has naruto 1999?
When does naruto GT come out?

by Agreton January 2, 2004

Narutard

Someone who is utterly obsessed with with anime, Naruto.
Symptoms of narutardation are:
~walls covered in Naruto Posters
~Own 3 or more Naruto Plushie/dolls
~Enjoy cosplaying Naruto characters
~Find yourself randomly babbling on and on about Naruto scenes nobody else cares about
~Wearing your Ninja head protector/akatsuki cloak/ etc ALL THE TIME.

DN fangirl: Ughh, look. Its that Narutard again.
Bleach fangirl: omg, doesn't she EVAR wash that cloak?
Reborn fangirl: I dunno, but that sand village headband is just about to fall apart >.>
Narutard: HEY! did you guys see that new episode of Naruto? ugh, the english dub sucks, but i hate reading english subs. ANYWHO Naruto TOTALLY kicked Kiba's a$$ in the chuunin exams *continues*

by RainsDyingWill August 19, 2010

narutard

A blatant fan of the anime Naruto, usually within the 5-15 age group. They believe that Naruto is the 'best show ever', and refuse to admit otherwise. There are many types of Narutards, including but not limited to: five year old Cartoon Network Worshippers, high school freshmen, and 30 year old fat men living in their mothers' basements. Generally the most common type of Narutard seen is the high school freshman. Often they are spotted lurking in the hallways of school, throwing paper shuriken at random passerby and screaming "Dethaxx no Jutsu!" They watch bootleg DVDs of Naruto in Japanese subtitles, which makes them think that they can automatically speak Japanese, when the only word they have paid attention to is 'baka'. They will run around in a frenzy screaming this word until they collapse because of their unhealthy diet of ramen and pocky. Usually Narutards grow out of their phase within a year due to the extreme beatings they recieve from people who just can't stand them anymore. When one happens upon a Narutard, it is best to keep a distance, as Narutards are deluded, idiotic creatures, as demonstrated by their ability to believe that an loud Anglo-Saxon boy wearing a bright orange jumpsuit could pass as a ninja. Do not try to reason with Narutards, as they will gang up on you and pelt you with paper throwing stars. While this is not harmful in the least, it is mildly irritating to the point where you could explode in a fit of rage and knock them all to the ground before they could say, "Believe it!"

They gazed upon the convention hall with a look of shock and horror upon their faces as they saw it was packed with Narutards.

by The White Rabbit August 15, 2007

nastardization

A neologism (made up word) combining "nasty" and "bastardization". Used to convey disgust at a silly or inappropriate running together of two or more words.

Ironically, "nastardization" is a nastardization in and of itself.

by ViperGeek January 23, 2016

Narotard

Undergraduate student at Naropa University in Boulder, Colorado. Noted especially for painful ignorance of anything Buddhist including the Four Noble Truths, The Dharma, loving kindness, etc. This is despite attending a Buddhist-inspired, contemplative school. Narotards do, however, display a remarkable knowledge of and enthusiasm for recreational drugs including alcohol, marijuana, cocaine, mescaline, mushrooms, benzodiazepenes, and a variety of opiates. While not acutely intoxicated the Narotard will suffer typical withdrawal symptoms and create interpersonal drama in an attempt to stimulate his reward system.

The Narotard came to work stressed, withdrawing, sick, miserable. He was in a blackout the night before, his fourth of the week, and injured himself. Now all he wanted was to 1) get high or 2) start a fight to distract himself from his pain.

by Keen Observer in Boulder July 1, 2010