nard 

a cross between a nerd and a retard.

yesterday my boyfriend went to chess club! what a f***ing nard!

nard by megan November 14, 2003

Nard 

Taboo term used to refer to the testicles

Mr. Example is such a nard, i can't believe he gave us that hard test

Nard by Nate brown May 22, 2007

nard 

"insert word here"- nard can be used to replace any word.

E.g. You got any nards? Hey nard face, you have a face like nards. Nard can be used in place of any word. For example "fuckyou dickhead you stink like crap" could be changed to "fuckyou nardhead you stink like nards"

nard by clancepants May 20, 2005

Nard 

Another word for faecies

There is nard on your shoe

Nard by Bobbie July 22, 2003

Nard 

A testicle

When he went freeballing, his nards dangled low

Nard by MC Eula G April 30, 2021

Nard 

Man Olive or Testicle

After his nutectomy, John was left with one nard in his sack. When walking nude in the forest after his operation, John's nard dangled low and to hard to starboard. Weeks later when his glass replacement nard was installed, there was a noted equilibrium in said danglage.

Nard by MC Eula G April 30, 2021

Nard 

1. A mix of the words retard and nerd.

2. The male genitalia specifically the balls

All you nards get to bed (def 1)

Nard by Mr.Frierland December 7, 2009