No Namer

A person who has a low-social life and is unheard-of or unknown around a community.

Joe: "Yo Kyle, that kid Jason is such a No Namer dude, why do you even hang out with him"

Kyle: "Yeah thats true, I don't even know why I talk to him. Who even is that kid?

by DongDiggler May 29, 2018

no namer

n. someone who is significantly insignificant; not entirely synonymous with the word randomer, but similar in demeanor.

adj; synonymous with the word insignificant.

"look at that cal-o no namer!"

by Alex March 6, 2005

middle namer

When someone uses their middle name as the name they wish to be called.
Usualy people do this to be different as their first name is common or boring.

Teacher calling out the register:
"David X Louvett"
David: "Please, call me Xavier"
Me: "middle namers are so lame"

by MattTheJackass November 7, 2005

big namer

famous for example krippen

woah krippen is a big namer sign my profile please

by Flexxingonniggas June 4, 2018

Petty-Namer

Used to describe people who keep on submitting names of their friends or ex's just to trash them or to make a "joke". Similar to the Petty-Namer is the Read the fucking text above this desc box before posting another shitty personal "joke".

Person 1: Oh god, every time I go on Urban Dictionary to vote for words, there's always tons of definitions by Petty-Namers
Person 2: (Insert name)- Great person, waifu material, always has haters on her back cause she's awesome. Sorry (Insert rival name) you couldn't come to my party but your boyfriend sure came.. TWICE!!
Person 1: what the... I didn't think fuckers like you existed outside the internet.

by Angry Urban Dictionary Voter March 30, 2017

Ego-namer

Someone who puts their own name into Urban Dictionary just so that they can make up things about their genitalia size, good personality, etc. Judging by this,you can assume that everything in their posts are completely false. They are also commonly associated with Down Syndrome.

Gilbert:hey look at my definition for my name in urban dictionary that i definitely didnt write
Samantha:fucking ego-namer
Samantha:*leaves and never comes back*
Gilbert:is it because i have down syndrome?

by gearworks July 3, 2018

No-namer

A sexual act where a man with a large phallus inserts it into another mans less significant phallus. The term no-namer is given because it is too horrific for any known words to describe it.

Dude, Shane Diesel just did a no-namer to an asian man!

Chris: Where's Lannin today?
Daniel: He stayed home 'cause he's still sore from getting no-namered last night.
Chris: By who?
Daniel: Sam.

by Animal Cracker Bill March 4, 2009