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Nagafuki Surprise

When someone takes a muddy sticky poo and doesn't flush the toilet... just leaving the poo there to be seen and stuck to the inside of the toilet for all eternity.
"Ah damn, I just went into the bathroom and someone left a Nagafuki Surprise"
by Calgarian Fred November 26, 2020
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namfukste

nam•fuk•ste

ˈnämFUK,stā

exclamation: namfukste

1.
a respectful greeting or salutation whilst graciously interacting with a fellow fukr

via Portland, Oregon - via Hindi - from Sanskrit namas ‘bowing’ + te ‘to you’ + ’you crazy fukr!’
“The fukr in me wants to be all up in, on, and around the fukr in you. ... ... ... namfukste.”

Me: “That’ effed up, Violet. I think i’m in love.”
Her: “Namfukste.”
by PolarisTarot February 26, 2019
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Nagmail

The constant reminders from companies or individuals to renew or not to forget expiration dates via email or postal mail.
I am really tired of Consumer Reports reminding me to renew my yearly subscription. I get nagmail from them every week.
by mactwisted September 5, 2011
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npgmf

no pussy getting mother fucker

no - Etymology: Middle English, from Old English nA, from ne not + A always; akin to Old Norse & Old High German ne not, Latin ne-, Greek nE
1 a chiefly Scottish : NOT b -- used as a function word to express the negative of an alternative choice or possibility <shall we go out to dinner or no>

pussy - pussy

getting - Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse geta to get, beget; akin to Old English bigietan to beget, Latin prehendere to seize, grasp, Greek chandanein to hold, contain
transitive senses
1 a : to seek out and obtain <hoped to get dinner at the inn> b : to obtain and bring where wanted or needed <get a pencil from the desk>

mother fucker - mother fucker
I haven't been laid in months. I'm an NPGMF.
by NLL July 15, 2005
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nagfaggler

Being both a "nigger" and a "faggot" simultaneously.
Kelly: "Hey do you suck dick?"
Tyrone: "Hell yeah!"
Kelly: "Nagfaggler."
by DMJ November 11, 2013
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nagme

This word describes a girl that may be a guy who is ubsessed with cats. A person who is a nagme has many hatreds such as non clean ears, fat ass mother fuckers, and yogurt. She loves Clean ears, flipflops, cats, and hopefully jackson. She is a tiny bit awkward which adds to her cuteness. She may have obtained down syndrome and snorts occasinally when laughing. Shes fuckking hilarious and likes cats a little to sexualy also very racisit. her riends may be pleasently plump, but she is the most gorgeous amazing perfect girl i've ever met. and she can always make me smile. i love our awkward talks. and even though i hate keeping us a secret i'd do it because its for her. she has millions of strange not completley normal fetishes. and i met her the first day...fell in love with her wearing her blue shirt in gym class. Shes not gonna move because were gonna stop it. Btw Glen is a loyal men not having affairs with anyone but Carol they are probably having sex in your 559,000 houses downstairs master bedroom glad i could put the image in your head. love this girl
i got myself a nagme, i'll never get tired of her awkwardness and i'll never ever leave her.
by ilovehugedonkeyslong November 22, 2011
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NAMF

Nasty Ass Mother Fucker; a man or woman who does something exceptionally offensive or nasty
That NAMF shit himself.
by Cocoa Sashimi July 26, 2007
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