n00bs

people who try to act like they are better then other people when it comes to video games they have no experience with.

noob: oMY GODS I AM SO KIKED UR AZZ LOLLLLLZZ!!!1!!!!!!
RGamer: Stfu n00b.
noob: NO NO YOU SUX YOU SHUT UP
RGamer: shut up dude you suck
noob: NO NO I DO NOT SUCK YOU SUCK LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHahhAHhahah!
OGamer: Dude wtf?
noob: AHHAHA I OWN YOU BECUASE THIS PERSON IS STUPID
RGamer: Man ill kick your ass n00b
noob: OKAY KETS GO LEMME SEE YOU TRY!!!!!1!!
RGamer Has logged off
noob: HAHHAHAH I HE SCAREDOF ME
OGamer: Man you suck
OGamer has logged off

by blackmage53 December 09, 2004

n00bs

a peron who thinks they are very "internet savvy" but they just make them self look stupid.

n00b : HAHA I PWND J00!!!
guy : lol n00b
n00b : IM NOT A N00B YOU HAX0R LOL I ROCK!!!
guy : wat a n00b

by bob February 22, 2004

n00bs

These newcomers usually think of themselves as cyber celebs, have bad grammer, brag in a fagish way, and are overall annoying.

n00b:o fu mofo i am t3h best so dont sass me!!1!1!1!11

normal person:Speak in English please.

n00b:U BAK TOKKED MEH NOW I AM GONNA REPORT U FO SPAMMIN MAH HANGOUT SPOT

by hi March 15, 2005

n00b

A player who may or may not be new to a game, but insists on doing brainless things, especially things that hinder the team. Those who are defined as "n00bs" will also refuse to listen to words of wisdom or, even worse, berate those who try to help.

j00 n00b I'm going to report you to n00bstories.com

by Crimson February 02, 2004

n00b

An insult describing a person who is not only lacking in knowledge of something, but also blatantly refuses to learn about it and even berates those who would benefit him with experience. Often used in computer game circles.

"God, that guy is a serious n00b - all he ever does is teamkill."

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

n00b

An individual that plays a particular multiplayer game less than 15 hours a day, thus causing him/her to be less skilled at that game than the person calling him/her a n00b. N00bs are usually classified as having a job, an active social life, and possibly a lover. These things are reviled in the "gamer" community, which means that n00bs are hated with a passion in thier circles. The term is usually used in Counterstrike servers and Battle.net, where many mouthbreathing "elite gamers" and internet tough-guys can be found.

Normal player: hey, how do I beat (x) if I'm using (y)?
"Elite" gamer: lololol ur a n00b u suk lolol pwned get sum skilz nub fag
Normal player: Uhhh....what?

by Dassh May 13, 2004

n00bs

very irratable and enoying. A Person who is new to something but acts like they are an expert, also usually using the "1337" hacker language. . . which is also a pile of bollox to be honest.
A n00b is different to a newb tho. a newb is new to something, but with out the stupid questions and big headed-ness.

n00b: I OwnZ Joo all LOL11!!1!11!1! , how do i get in the vehicle? LOL!!!11!!
Player: Press E
n00b: i Gonnas Pwn Joo ass LOL!L!11!!
Player: Burn in hell u fu*king piss sh*t

by Ryan Dean April 20, 2005