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Mythical Griffon

The Mythical Griffon refers to the sexual act where a male pulls out of the female right before ejaculation (typically in the missionary, cowgirl, and other related positions where the participants are facing each other) and cums into one's hand and simply, openhandedly, slaps the female across the face, or bitch slaps her, unexpectedly thus splattering the semen all over the female's face hopefully to get it in the eyes, mouth, ears, nose and hair.

Can also be accomplished using the "Cymbal" effect: a two handed Mythical Griffon via Doggie Style by clapping one's hands on the face of the female unexpectedly after having came in both hands and rubbed together as if playing the Cymbals. Sometimes referred to as the Cymballic Mythical Griffon.
"She had taken Excedrin and wine together by accident and I was boning her blacked-out ass in standing missionary and then I pulled out and fucking Mythical Griffoned the shit out of her!"
by beefcurts May 19, 2010
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The Mythical Mr. Boo

A man so elusive, so mysterious, that nobody's 100 percent sure he even exists. And although there are sceptics out there, they can't prove that he doesn't exist. One thing's for sure, he has a reputation of a mystic, urban guru.
The Mythical Mr. Boo just had his tear ducts surgically relocated to his groin, because the only time he cries is when he's standing in front of a urinal.

The Mythical Mr. Boo is intergenerational. If you are what you wear, he is his own grandma.

The Mythical Mr. Boo always lifts the lid of the toilet before he pees. Then he sits down while doing so.

The Mythical Mr. Boo enjoys wearing fish flesh, or "sea scales," as he calls them, and tauntingly dancing in front of hungry kittens.

The Mythical Mr. Boo is half Irish. The whole left side of his body is a Leprechaun. I think that's why The Mythical Mr. Boo likes pots of gold so much.

The Mythical Mr. Boo doesn't believe in luck, although he does enjoy chopping off rabbit's feet.

The Mythical Mr. Boo is like a fog that creeps about your window while you are fornicating with your wife. And just like fog, if the police ever catch him, he'll be cleared by morning.
by Jarod Kintz June 23, 2007
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Mythilee

Beautiful, cute, flawless and just an amazing girl.
Dude 1:"Do you remember seeing that girl at the party yesterday?"

Dude 2:"Yeah!!!! She was probably a mythilee"
by themanwiththeplan8390 March 28, 2010
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Mythical Mr. Boo

A man so elusive and mysterious that sightings are rare and those who encounter should feel privileged. Mr. Boo has been known to have a life changing influence on those he meets.
The Mythical Mr. Boo just had his tear ducts surgically relocated to his groin, because the only time he cries is when he's standing in front of a urinal.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo is intergenerational. If you are what you wear, he is his own grandma.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo always lifts the lid of the toilet before he pees. Then he sits down while doing so.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo enjoys wearing fish flesh, or "sea scales," as he calls them, and tauntingly dancing in front of hungry kittens.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo is half Irish. The whole left side of his body is a Leprechaun. I think that's why The Mythical Mr. Boo likes pots of gold so much.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo doesn't believe in luck, although he does enjoy chopping off rabbit's feet.*

The Mythical Mr. Boo is like a fog that creeps about your window while you are fornicating with your wife. And just like fog, if the police ever catch him, he'll be cleared by morning.*

*Examples in C/O Jarod Kintz
by Kyle O'Neill November 29, 2007
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Mythic

Worthy of immortality and retelling through the ages. A step above "epic".
It took us 5 days of driving to make it to Los Angeles. It was mythic.
by Mr. McKenna September 23, 2010
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Good Mythical Morning

A comedy duo made up of Rhett McLaughlin and Charles "Link" Neal. They post videos from Monday-Friday. The videos are usually about silly or weird things.(Like, "Will it Donut?")
Both men have wives and children I unfortunetly do not know the names of.
Person 1: Hey! Who are you watching?
Person 2: Oh, you know, just some Good Mythical Morning.
by Pew_jack_iplier71802 January 28, 2015
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mythical mew

Mythical Mew is a owner for the discord server Kritter Krew, he has admitted several times how much he loves Kritter. All of Kritter's fans are waiting for them to get married UwU
"Kritter x Mythical Mew"
-baconbits55, Skillz, and LexieTheMudkip
by Chief Walrus August 10, 2020
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