mystic mungis

A sacred and most powerful force that has been the subject of both obsession and consternation for those seeking to obtain it. While much is still unknown about the mystic mungis, one certainty is its power to defeat the notorious Frogs form of Sephiroth, an attribute that many have gleaned as the reasoning behind the use of cybernetic turtles from the future in the quest for its acquisition.

I summon the power of the Mystic Mungis!

by Dr. Prof. Expert November 30, 2016

Wise Mystical Tree

A new weird meme. It's an image of tree with neutral/suspicious face.

I'm sick of viewing Wise Mystical Tree in my vk.

by ZeroNil October 10, 2022

Mystic101

Rapper born in Buffalo, New York, but later moved down to Orlando, Florida to live. He started his music career at a young age of 14. He started growing his name and career at his school. He then started growing himself on social media and on the internet. In 2021 he made his most popular and fastest growing song "Speedway" with over 13 thousand streams worldwide.

Person 1: Bro, who's that?
Person 2: That's Mystic101, he's gonna blow up soon! Here listen.

Person 1: Oh dang, yea, he's definitely gonna go big!!!

by MountEclipse June 13, 2021

Mysting

1.Explaining the truth in an aggressive tone
2.ejaculation in pants
3.being a spaz

Jordan mysted all over his pants before eating mcdonalds

mystery was mysting for a whole ten minutes

Jordan you need to stop Mysting, it's getting annoying!

Jordan Mysted while in his class, causing an uproar throughout the room

by screwyparasite December 27, 2011

the mystic star

when five guys line up in a star formation with one girl in the middle. the five guys take turns blowing their loads on her face.

hey do you want to come back to our place and make the mystic star??

we completely pulled the mystic star on that girl last night!

by Mr. Mystical October 22, 2009

mutual mystification

During a act of cooperation, negotiation or decision making all parties withhold knowledge or information that either prolongs the process or completely destroys any chance of reaching the best possible result for all parties.

In order to "one up" the other both the sales and design teams created mutual mystification byfailing to disclose important exceptions and outlyers in their data that had the ability to compromise any final decision thusly

by Craig H. November 2, 2006

Mystic Messenger

A game that makes your girlfriend ignore you and fantasize about someone your not

Her playing mystic messenger: omg look at his eyes and hair their so perfect

by Weebsaretrash89 April 28, 2019