Skip to main content
a person with an infinite sized penius.
Also Refereed to as God.
Derived from the latin expression: Humongo-penius-man
Mystery is better than CARMACK!!111
mystery by eekekke March 19, 2003
a person who thinks radeon video cards are good
OMG he such a mystery
mystery by andrew June 13, 2003
Amazing girl hot and beautiful sexy and smart but this girl is your average mean girl tell her secrets out like a published book kiss her everyone knows date her her friends will come after you she's a total bitch stay away
Ew that's mystery right
Mystery by Shitty Rug May 14, 2019
someone thinks mystery is something scary, but it wasn't! mystery is something that is secretly and no one knows.

if nobody knows about anything, they call it a ' mystery
- it's a mystery that no one knows about the treasure
-that man is mystery, i hope he didn't like me!
mystery by braxtonprodex June 17, 2021

Mystery _____ 

Nickname for a beautiful, awesome girl who lives really close to you and whom you should have known for a long time but you've only met recently and she rocks your world.
Dude, have you met Mystery _____? How did we not know her all year??
Mystery _____ by lillampy September 16, 2012

mystery hole

A kinder, more gentle and playful word used to describe the asshole, rectum, and/or anus.
"My mystery hole sure does hurt something bad today."

"How in the world did she get that thing inside her mystery hole in the first place?"
mystery hole by www.babysue.com April 26, 2006