The act of screwing a Mexican Chick from behind while in a warm climate, pulling out and only managing three minutes. In the act of doing so, you scream I am the wizard.
by Chris Mark September 10, 2007
Slang term to describe only the worst kind of criminal. Ferocious, unrelenting, hardcore, psychotic crazy person. Feared by even the most notorious of mobs and mafiosos, a Myrtle, often serves as a type of hired gun to "take out the trash" when all others have failed, but usually works for free simply for "the love of the kill". In some countries a myrtle is regarded as a myth due to it's ability to stay "under the radar" leaving no trace of it's devoured victims. No Myrtle has ever been convicted of a crime due to the tendancy of witnesses to disappear.
Pissing off a Myrtle is a deathwish.
Mob Boss 1: Hey Joey! The iceman screwed up the job!
Joey: Get me the Myrtle....
Mob Boss 1: Hey Joey! The iceman screwed up the job!
Joey: Get me the Myrtle....
by hotturner February 3, 2010
by kathythesmexygirl March 23, 2008
A mimosa made with champagne (preferably inexpensive) and Mountain Dew (any flavor). Dust the rim of the glass/cup with hot Cheetos dust. - STE
I enjoy Camel Wides and Swisher Sweets along with an ice cold Myrtle Mimosa when I am relaxing on the boardwalk.
by probably scott November 2, 2018
by Starpuma December 10, 2013
Classmate of Lilo's from Lilo & Stitch, who calls Lilo a "Weird-Lo", Stitch a "disconfigured dog", and literally owns her own possie. (see spoiled brat)
by DanMat6288 May 12, 2004
by Mr. Baby Boys Blue November 26, 2014