Mykol

One of the most handsome and amazing men you will ever see. An amazing athlete with a body like a Spartan plus an overall good guy.

Mykol is so amazing.

I hope there is a Mykol on this team.

That model looks like a Mykol.

by Onenowimdone October 17, 2018

Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.

John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"

by EazyEli February 24, 2017

myologia

Very limited logical reasoning or logical obtuseness. syllogrrheaillogoracy

Advanced math is the only known remedy to myologia.

by Zembayyeh August 14, 2010

mycohottie

A sexy mushroom lover. A person with a proclivity for mushroom porn. One who may lick mushrooms or decorate their bodies / hair with fungus . Also sometimes called fungus-freak.

Dayyum she a mycohottie with her fungus-freak hair .

by Myco_melfie_cutie January 20, 2018

McCollege

A university in which more than half of the classes take place online and offer expedited degrees in practical real-world career fields.

Bob : I got four Bachelors degrees in Marketing, Healthcare Administration, Information Technology, and Visual Communications plus a Master's degree in Human Resources Administration...in just one year!

Jeff: Sounds like you learned a lot in McCollege! So, tell me Bob, what are you doing with all that knowledge?"

Bob: makin' candles.

by Phred February 23, 2005

mycosexual

One who is turnt on by mushrooms.

Saw a mycosexual at the park . She was getting freaky with fungus

by Myco_melfie_cutie January 18, 2018

macolyte

(n) One who is fanatically devoted to Apple products, esp. the Macintosh computer. Also known as a "Mac Zealot".

He's a macolyte; don't even *think* of mentioning Microsoft within earshot.

by Naman August 12, 2003