Jiggle Back Clapped My Nut

When you get smacked in the butt and it reverberates on to your nut or nuts.

He jiggle back clapped my nuts man.

by matheydray June 23, 2021

eat my nut

A phrase used when a man wants to realise his army of jizzlets inside the facial area of a woman.

Man: Eat my nut!
Woman: Happily.

by BTAKOPITE May 28, 2018

so what got my nut

A fantastic approach to take towards life, one that allows you the freedom to do what you'd like without having to worry about what other people think or feel about your choice of action

Jenny told my I had the smallest dick out of any guy she'd ever been with. The thing is, I jizzed on her face last night and could care less. So what got my nut!

by RichardBSwelling August 5, 2017

off my nut

adj) Drinking alcohol to the point of excess with the aim of loosing complete control of ones actions. It is used as a description of the least desirable type of drunkeness, but is still very attractive to many.

Matt: "Here, have this pint of Batchwood Champagne"
Lizard: "Piss Off, I'll be off my nut after that!"
Matt: "Eeeeuuuuuurrrgggghhh!!!"

Sean: "Has anyone got any more Strongbow?"
Matt: "Mate are you sure? You've already had 6 and it's not even 5.30 yet"
Sean: "I know, I'm getting off my nut!"

Stu: "What were you playing at last night mate? You had your hand held to your neck, pretending you didnt have any vocal chords and had to use a voice box to speak! You had this one girl going for 45 mintues that you spoke like a villian from James Bond!"
Matt: "Shhhhhiit man, I was of my nut"

by funky_smyth June 22, 2006

Chug my nut

To chug someone's spirm

Chug my nut

by Mytholas August 10, 2018

getting my nut

getting some on a daily bases

Man im getting my nut, you no how i do

by H Ballz February 26, 2008

I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper

Do a girl in the ass

"Yo check that hottie by the door"
"yeah, I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper"
"real smooth 007"

by Stunts5 March 11, 2008