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Village in my Anus

When you put a handful of fire ants and sand in your partners ass and fuck them in it. After you're finished with your business, take what's left over of the colony and put it in a blender and make a smoothie then you share it with you're grandparents.
Damn that Village in my Anus left me raw, at least it tasted great afterward.
by Star Platinum August 15, 2014
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ouch my anus hurts!

The sensation one feels after having been sodomised roughly by a pineapple wielding football team.
I got so drunk last night, I can't remember a thing, but ouch My anus hurts!
by plantariumistically October 20, 2007
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The floodgates of my anus

When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.
by sphincter muscle July 4, 2016
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ravaging my anus, are you

A way of asking or implying that someone isn't being serious. A synonym for the phrases "are you kidding me?" "are you pulling my leg" "are you ballsing my tits" etc.
"Hey I loaned you 20 bucks last week, when am I gonna get that back?"

"You didn't loan me 20 dollars."

"Ravaging my anus, are you?"
by Professor McFaggins March 11, 2009
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Dad where is my anus

It was the funniest video in vine so the kid say that when they do that to the dad on playground
An example:

Dad: there is Uranus right there you see it you see it
Kid: dad where is my anus
by Ali-angelo_YT February 17, 2020
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tip of my anus

Similar to a word being on the tip of your tongue, it is a fart or poop on the edge of coming out but just won't.
This fart is on the tip of my anus.
by T-Rexinbed May 25, 2016
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The floodgates of my anus

When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.
by sphincter muscle July 4, 2016
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