rub my turkey 

A harmless request on Canadian Thanksgiving, but not appropriate on any other day by hetrosexual best friends.

Hey Joe, you want to come in the kitchen and rub my turkey? No thanks Brian !

rub my turkey by JJ&BG October 8, 2018

oh my turkey 

use it when you are tired of saying oh my god

oh my turkey, that was awesome!

oh my turkey by the person in the corner July 7, 2010

grinding my turkey 

bounce on my dick then twist around every 5 minutes

my nigga this girl always grinding my turkey!!

grinding my turkey by mmoney8000 January 8, 2016

baste my turkey 

Inject me with your sperm

You can baste my turkey anytime

baste my turkey by bb3378 April 16, 2017

Slap my turkey 

A way to say beating your meat.

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.

Slap my turkey by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

Pulling My Turkey Leg 

Another expression of pulling my tail!

“ You are really pulling my turkey leg right now”

Pulling My Turkey Leg by corrinao October 11, 2025

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey. 

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey. by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009