Matty Fish

Matty is the biggest simp around. He likes this girl, but he is too big of a simp to date her.

Stop acting like Matty Fish and saying you "don't have the funds" to date her.

by pixelsundae February 9, 2020

The Matty John

The act of shitting your underwear then taking them off and putting them in your cousins trash can. While smearing the poop on the trash can lid as you put them in. Then pretending you don’t know where they are.

I got so drunk last night I had to pull the matty john.

by Mattyjohnscousin March 25, 2022

Matty healy

Lead singer of 'the 1975'. Not a guy quite like him. Hot as hell. High as hell. Likes girls well... like hell. Also has a way with words that'll make you hooked to him the minute he opens his mouth. Warning Matty Healy cannot skateboard.

"I think I'm in love with Matty Healy. His accent is so hot. And oh my he speaks some fluent metaphoric language that I now adore!"

by Shonkeredbish April 23, 2017

Metty

An extremely large and most importantly round gluteus maximus, that can jiggle for eternities.

Ayo dat ass must be a metty cause jelly don’t shake like dat.

by Thecheekrippler August 7, 2019

Matty Meatball

Can be both a person or used as a general insult:

As a person: "Look its Meatball Matty"
As insult: "What a Meatball"

Use below list to identify:

1) A person that is all about meat

2) May require the meatbeater

3) Most properly the meatyest chud in the EU

4) Know for missing big events to take home some meat (E.G.) Lethal Bizzle

5) Only drinks Corona

6) Dislikes being a Meatball

7) Likely to miss the last night of a holiday for meat

8) Option of Halal Meatball

9) Always reem

10) Lush thick beard and chest hair

11) Best looking in hometown

1
"Meatball Matty" shouts Jack

"I'm not even meatball" replys the Meatball in question

2

"Hey thats the guy who missed Lethal Bizzle to take home a girl" Ross exclaims

"I know! Classic Matty Meatball" replys Harry

by LittlePawsCat September 19, 2014

Mattypoo

a cute nickname for an adorable Boy.

Mattypoo is so cute. ok then, don't call me that, ok then.

by bmasterpro April 17, 2011

uncle matty's

A floral store that once existed on Bald Hill Road in Warwick, Rhode Island in the 1980's and early 1990's. The place to go to pick up flowers for your cheap n' easy Warwick girlfriend that you just met in the Warwick or Rhode Island Malls, or for that cute girl at Ann & Hope. Actually had the best selection of plants I'd ever seen! I really miss that place!

I was goin' over to see Dawn and I stopped at Uncle Matty's to buy her sum flowahs!

by Laktaysha October 18, 2003