Mingag

The act of ejactulating directly into the eyes of ones partner while smoking a pipe and wearing a top hat.

dick: I MINGAG'D THAT BITCH LAST NIGHT
fag: BRO 5 MAN

by HispanicBatman July 9, 2010

Minga

In Sicilian, minga is a man’s penis. The word is frequently used as a descriptive for one’s emotions positive or negative—I have no idea why it just is. I guess any word can take on any meaning, but within the Sicilian culture it is as described. Ciao Siciliano

Minga, I just stubbed my toe!

Minga, that is one good looking girl.

by Wardog65 January 24, 2013

mzingaye

Is a really cool smart guy even though he is not that good at talking to girls he usually finds a way to get them. He is also known for being really good in bed and keeping relationships. Also in the future would most likely be rich.

Girl: that guy is such a mzingaye I would do him so hard. Girls friend : so would I

by newGuY1234 September 3, 2012

Mingah-tjie

Mingah-tjie is a cattle or herd animal that has stolen the body of the normal Mingah. Many are not able to notice the intruder however the Mingah-tjie may expose herself accidentally when she laughs because she sounds like a dying sheep.

yo dude relax you sound like you have a Mingah-tjie stuck inside you that's trying to escape.

by ieyeman December 28, 2018

minga

noxious looking hag

whys your mum such a minga

by nick windsor January 29, 2004

minga

to be very ugly or fat

oh my god, what a minga

by Phil January 26, 2004

management minga

A slightly lower form of life than the common cretin. A management minga will typically enrol in generalist 'management' courses that don't teach any specific skills. Akin to learning how to breathe, the study of 'management' is practically useless. This has been demonstrated through the inability of these mingas to gain employment after graduation. I mean what are they going to manage? Are they going to be employed as as 'managers'? Most are also very unfortunate looking, hence the minga label.

"Hey what are you going to study?"

"I want to be a management minga. I cant wait till after uni- I won't have any specific skills and some HUGE company will hire me as a manager"

"Hmmm, I take it you couldn't get into anything else...."

"Umm, yeah"

by Ben Jammin in yo momma crib October 5, 2006