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The Tennessee Muzzleloader

When a guy has a dip or chew in and is fucking someone in the ass he pulls out then takes the tobacco out of his mouth and sticks it in his partner's asshole. He then resumes fucking his partner in the ass using his dick like a rod to ram the tobacco deep into the other persons anus. Simulating how one would load an old musket or muzzleloader.
In a deep southern accent: I was fuckin' Dixie in the ass and gave her the The Tennessee Muzzleloader. She squealed like a piggy!
by Tennessee Muzzleloader January 30, 2017
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Muzzleloader

1. The act of taking a large pinch of chewing tobacco and inserting into a partner's anus, and "packing" the chew into a partner's anal cavity.*

2. May also be used for personal pleasure by pushing the chew into one's anus with their thumb.*

*(Each act will result in the recipient of the chew in the anus to experience a form of extreme euphoria)
1. I gave a bitch a muzzleloader the other night, only to have her puke all over my sheets.

2. Whenever my masturbation sessions get boring, I like to give myself a muzzleloader with cherry Skoal.
by Deezzz Nutzzz March 2, 2009
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Muzzleloading

The Act or more correctly Art of inserting items/drugs down the urethra of the penis. Usually achieved by means of a specially designed ramrod or in a pinch a pen or pencil. Other colloquial terms are used in place of muzzleloading such as, Muzzling/Muzzled or in the case of a person who participates in Muzzleloading, Muzzler.
Oi Nick tonight is going to be hectic I just Muzzleloaded two Pingers.

I just Muzzled a Footlong, I can barely fit anymore.

Yeah, old Paddy is a Muzzler from way back, he's been Muzzleloading so long he doesn't even use a ramrod anymore.
by WideEyedMuzzler February 15, 2022
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Tennessee Muzzleloader

The sexual act of a man reaming a bitch in the ass from behind, pulling his cock out and spitting his chew wad on his cock and then shoving it back in aforementioned bitch's ass.
My bitch was inadvertently given a tennessee muzzleloader when i was pounding her ass and my chew fell on my tip...she said the menthol gave her a clean ass feeling.
by Ahwatukee Asshole May 23, 2010
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tennessee muzzelloader

your fucking a bitch doggy style then you pull out your dick and take out your dip of copenhagen and put hold it next to her pussy then punch the dip inside her with your dick....tennessee muzzelloader
shut up bitch or ill give you a tennessee muzzelloader
by zach928 October 1, 2006
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Muzzleload

The act of forcefully inserting and packing drugs into ones anus utilizing a phallic shape object and/or male genitalia. This allows to the to absorb them better
Buddy 1: Hey did you get that cocaine?
Buddy 2: Ya it took longer than I thought... let's make up for list time by muzzleloading it into each others rectums.
by boiler September 17, 2018
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texas muzzleloader

when a guy and girl are having anal sex while the man is chewing tabacco, before the guy cums he pulls his dick out and puts the tabacco on his dick then reinserts it into her ass.
last night was crazy, this girl let me give her a texas muzzleloader.
by penguine123654 March 5, 2011
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