mazzard

1. British slang for head, skull

2. A wild sweet cherry (Prunus avium) often used as grafting stock; a very hard wood

Cassio told Montano he'd knock him over the mazzard if he didn't bacdafucup, but he kept fucking with him so Cassio knocked out his brains.

by Fire Me Hotly September 11, 2009

Mozzarella Moment

The unintentional ejaculation of a bead of seminal fluid inside ones' under garments.

Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.

The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.

Dude, I had a mozzarella moment while watching my hot colleague drinking a glass of cold water.

by CheeseExecutiveOfficer June 10, 2015

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash

The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.

"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."

by That Writer Girl November 4, 2020

Muzza Shot

An act of taking a selfie at an angle where both your penis and face are in the shot. Usually, the subject is sat down with his junk out while gazing at the camera from above appearing very dominant.

"I received a message from Dean last night... he sent me a menacing muzza shot."

"I prefer muzza shots than normal boring dick pics."

by garylane October 5, 2018

Muzzer

Australian (English) Slang, often used to describe a herb or coffee grinder (as well as a Weed specific grinder) used for processing the dry Cannabis flower for the purpose of consumption. Frequently used to describe an electric grinder.

Wow, that $10 Kmart coffee grinder sure does have a lot of OTHER uses. ;)
As a muzzer?

Sure. I can work with that.

by Prof. XXX (u know they GET it) March 22, 2022

Fuck Mozzarella

Fuck Mozzarella is an expression used to tell problems to fuck themselves

Example: Bro, chill out... Fuck Mozzarella

by Lcs23 March 19, 2021

Muzza

Closely associated with the Large-Haired Maria, the Muzza is a creature most often seen in the outer suburbs of Melbourne, Australia. Despite common preconceptions, the Muzza can be of any racial background, provided they have a loud, cheap car, chest hair and a taste for expensive hair products. They ARE mostly either Italian, Greek, middle European or Mediterranean, but individuals of many different nationalities have been sighted in the greater Melbourne region.

your VL Turbo makes you look like a fully sick muzza. Come down Bell st Maccas and do burnouts with us, re.

by Mark Onkey December 15, 2003