mutton

To molest young impressionable teenage girls in the back seat of a Skyline

The date was going well until Fast Eddy muttoned me.

by Fast Eddy April 30, 2004

muttonous

(adj.)- pertaining to mutton chops

Joe: Check out that guy's sideburns!
Bennett: Those chops are straight up muttonous!

by benny illsman March 29, 2005

muttoner

a sheep reared especially for mutton.

He has bought a muttoner.

by uttam maharjan April 05, 2011

mutton chops

Sideburns that have grown to a size at which they have overtaken the edges of the face and are working their way towards each other. Possibly the best thing to happen to the side of the head since ears.

Check out those mad mutton chops, i bet they keep his ears warm.

by S Dizzle January 13, 2004

mutton mangler

1. One who fornicates with sheep, ewes and/or rams.

2. A bald New Zealand Physician Assistant

Oh yeah, he's a total Mutton Mangler.

by Some soldier March 05, 2008

mutton flaps

Slang term for labia, the lips around a woman’s vagina.

Her mutton flaps were so long, she could probably spread her flaps and fly.

by Derptastic_spastic February 22, 2014

mutton dagger

Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.

You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!

by Big Dave January 24, 2003