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Mutton

A second baby mama. Usually unsophisticated, unoriginal but any low-end progeny of angry, entitled, uninformed, not ignorant but stupid, white folk. Never employed, usually drunk, and totally pathetic. Completely disappointing, just a sad, worthless, waste of space.
The mutton called, she needs more asthma medication for your daughter and is out of cigarettes again.
by Mary mess maker January 24, 2021
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mutton

this has two meanings.

1. food
and mostly used is
2. a guy named morten who loves being sigma.
1, hey did you make mutton today(food)
1, mutton is a cool guy(person)
by mutton can you hear me June 20, 2024
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Mutton Dressed as Lamb

The term 'mutton dressed as lamb' was first used in the journal of social gossip that Mrs Frances Calvert compiled in 1811, and is possibly attributed to the then Prince of Wales (later George IV). At a musical evening, the Prince was asked whether he did not think some girl pretty. He reputedly answered, “Girl! Girls are not to my taste. I don't like lamb; but mutton dressed like lamb!”

In this case, ‘dressing’ refers to the preparation of food before cooking. The implication in 'dressed as lamb' is that the woman has prepared herself for a romantic encounter. 'Mutton dressed as lamb' was originally a disparaging description of a woman aiming to deceive men into believing she was younger than she really was; back then it was an economic necessity for a woman to marry while still of childbearing age.

Nowadays it refers exclusively to a woman who is deluded and thinks herself attractive in clothes, jewellery and make-up usually worn by those much younger. She’s probably looked in the mirror and thinks herself sex on legs, but she merely proves that eyesight deteriorates with age.
Look at that stupid old slapper dressed exactly like her daughter! What a sad act!”
“Yeah! Mutton dressed as lamb is about as sexy as a kick in the nuts.”
by AKACroatalin August 20, 2016
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mutton chops

Sideburns that have grown to a size at which they have overtaken the edges of the face and are working their way towards each other. Possibly the best thing to happen to the side of the head since ears.
Check out those mad mutton chops, i bet they keep his ears warm.
by S Dizzle January 12, 2004
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mutton mangler

1. One who fornicates with sheep, ewes and/or rams.

2. A bald New Zealand Physician Assistant
Oh yeah, he's a total Mutton Mangler.
by Some soldier March 7, 2008
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mutton flaps

Slang term for labia, the lips around a woman’s vagina.
Her mutton flaps were so long, she could probably spread her flaps and fly.
by Derptastic_spastic February 27, 2014
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mutton dagger

Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.
You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!
by Big Dave January 24, 2003
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