Mustarded

Adj.

Progression:
brain dead-> vegetable-> mustarded-> retarded-> slow-> average-> intelligent-> genius

Of seemingly average intelligence but in fact so mystifyingly stupid that even retarded individuals comment. Often accompanied by the hubris of thinking one is God's gift to everything; A certain path to a Darwin Award.

His friends commented on how Mustarded it was when he ate shit trying to skate down The Hill.

by Attmay Ustardmay September 17, 2006

Mustafin

It is a racial mixture of a black, white and asian baby.

In the future I want to make mustafin babies!

by pursuasive instigatior October 30, 2011

Mistafyed

The act of winning a fight in NHL 11 without getting hit, simply by moving your body to the side and punching. Most people who just mash forward on the stick will not hit you as you are to the side, and you can easily win from there. Mistafyed is so good at this it is named in his honor. Also see flawless victory.

Me-Oh this guy wants to fight you, get him!

Mistafyed- *knocks opponent out without gettign hit*

Me- MISTAFYED!

by Kidinferno2113 September 29, 2010

mystified

to be confused or puzzled

i am so mystified as to why she is with that fugly a*$ mother f*@$er

by sofa king cool May 24, 2006

Mustanged

Getting "dicked down" by a guy who drives a Mustang.

She waited all day to go home and get mustanged.

by ManiakWu September 5, 2016

mustached belly bump

A fat or soft belly with hair

His shirt was a little short and out popped his mustached belly bump.

by DownTheLineTennis March 26, 2009

mustafoe

1. When one is sleeping under a tree and a squirrel jumps into their shirt pocket and becomes their friend. Such a situation could be described as a mustafoe.

Man, I just experenced a mustafoe. It was the most laddle thing that's ever happened to me.

by Jabs May 18, 2006