Jackson the timekeeper... MUUUURRRPPP, Murp
by Murpnjoe March 31, 2022

A word you say when you want to agree with a controversial statement, but at the same time you don't want to seem like an asshole.
by agranulocytosis September 26, 2017

by Bitchicus January 14, 2009

An action noise created by thee online personality "An0maly." It's more or less an unenthused expression for having to get out of a chair or having to leave one room to enter another. Also can be used randomly for no apparent reason other than for the sake of murping.
Murp. I've gotta take a piss.
Murp. These apples aren't gunna wash themselves.
Murp. I'm awake.
Murp. I tooted.
Murp. Here I am world!
Murp. These apples aren't gunna wash themselves.
Murp. I'm awake.
Murp. I tooted.
Murp. Here I am world!
by mymouthismygun. December 18, 2017

Contentness - After enjoying a cold drink "murp" , after a something is said in your favor "murp"
Nonanswer - Dad : "Son, are you going to mow that lawn today?" Son : "murp"
Nonanswer - Dad : "Son, are you going to mow that lawn today?" Son : "murp"
by oztastico June 15, 2009

Another word for whatever, not caring, you're rude or anything else that describes how a person feels in the situation.
A: Unblock your sister from twitter.
C: Murp! not going to happen.
OR
T: I don't like your hair.
J: MURP! *rolls eyes*
C: Murp! not going to happen.
OR
T: I don't like your hair.
J: MURP! *rolls eyes*
by Cookiee D'OriginialMonster August 16, 2012

by blondefemale April 28, 2010
