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Murfle

Verb, singular. onomatopoeia. The sound made by someone speaking in a muffled or blurred manner.
John said "murfle murfle murfle Haven." I'm not sure what he meant.

Example 2:
John said "murfle murfle murfle the kids." I think we're going to Wal-Mart.
by Atayodea Mi August 16, 2010
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Murfdirt

A murfdirt occurs when Nicolas Cage cuts off your penis, pumps it up to full erection with monkeyblood, and proceeds to choke you to death with it while you are tied to a chair and unable to move. This usually happens while Nic Cage is laughing hysterically, and gazing right into your eyes.
There really are no other examples of Murfdirt. See Definition.
by Nic Cage January 22, 2010
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Murtada

Murtada is a the best guy you will meet. If you have a friend like murtada you are lucky . Murtada has a good personality. Is a calm person and very respectful. Sometimes Murtada makes you laugh. Murtada can be dangerous sometimes. Murtada might hack you. Be careful. But don't worry Murtada is a kind and humble person. Murtada is the best friend for you. Murtada is calm and will give you the best advices. They are tolerate people . A Murtada will never give off their private information or anything, even if you want to spend a night with a Murtada. So don't even try to ask them for private information. Murtada is very pretty too. And intelligent.
-Hey did you see that person was very intelligent and pretty

-Yes he is a Murtada.
by Heleenaa June 29, 2021
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MurrTown

Later named Murrieta is located in Southern California's Inland Empire. Everyone who has a drivers license in this town has received a speeding ticket or a stop sign ticket by one of murrtowns douchie cops who hide behind bushes and small children to give tickets to old ladies and small children at the skate park. Most kids in high school are either jocks hoping to go to some college at the beach or out of state or dgaf bromiester scene rats taking everything from prescription pills to bong rips of DMT. More professional motocross riders live here than anywhere in the world, the metal mulisha was originated in Murrtowns neighbor city TeeMec and there are more lifted trucks on every street than an Indian reservation. Tons of hot blonde chicks drive white Scions with Dior shades and if you hit up Old Town on a thursday night you have about 35% better chance of getting laid(though the women may be older than your mom). Tom Cruise is rumored to have a house in Greer Ranch and Pro skater Johnny Layton mastered most of his skills at the MurrPark Located on Cal Oaks. Mad kids are always running around the colony is the capital of golf for old people world wide. Most people in Murrtown complain about being bored allot and having nothing to do when they cant throw a party in there parents house so they post definitions on websites like this one to save themselves from the terrible death of masturbation.
MurrTown blows, lets take a trip to the bay and come back with a sheet of Lucy.

The last time I went to MurrTown I got crabs.

I swear god the next time I'm in MurrTown I'm bustin out my nine and bustin a cap in that pigs ass.
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murtas

A Russian for marihuana, grass, weed. Widely used in Kaliningrad.
-Murtas jest'?
-Got some weed?

-Eh, murtasiku by...
-I'd have a smoke...
by Ilya Shinkarenko January 4, 2009
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murstio

Oh come on Jack, you are being a total murstio again. Get your shit together!
by J0eD0e October 11, 2019
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Murats bball skills

They are amazing especially his 3 pointers
Murats bball skills are insane
by Mabdulah September 1, 2020
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