Muppy

An absolute weenus i.e. somebody who is really annoying and silly.

Madelaine: I'm such a Muppy
Fred: I know right?

by supadupathundapatrolmeister August 18, 2011

muppie

Like "yuppie" but middle aged. AKA Middle-aged Urban Professional

There were so many muppies at Home Depot on Saturday, I couldn't find a parking spot.

by Lindsay Van April 22, 2006

muppie

Like "yuppie" but metro sexual. AKA Metro sexual Urban Professional.

Metro sexual has overpowered middle aged men in urban professionalism within the past 5 years. The terms popularity has grown largely, and is known as a major target group for products in todays society.

The muppie is in the bathroom shaving.

The target audience we are aiming towards for our hair product is more the muppie than your average yuppie.

by Kelci MacDonald July 20, 2008

muppy

florida slang, can be used for anything. you just gotta know how to use it. it could mean your phone, your car, your shoes, etc.

wrong way to say it:
“man, you a muppy.”
right way to say it:
“where my muppy at?”

by 1400s wife July 12, 2023

Muppy

1. Slang term for "Vagina"
2. Comedic replacement for "Pussy"

"Man... I could really use some muppy right now..."

"You really are down bad for muppy, huh?"

by muppymaya December 26, 2022

Muppy

The sweetest most loving person you’d meet. Old Dutch word used to describe a grandma

My Muppy is the best

by Guns 💪 March 18, 2020

Muppy

If you are a man, and the woman you are seeing is married, or has a boyfriend already.....if you are playing the secondary role, you will be known as a MUPPY, sort of like a man puppy.

If you are a muppy, you are probably just being used. Cougars love to devour muppies, so be careful guys.

by BlackCasanovaLoveDoctor February 11, 2013