munter

a girl unblessed by the beauty fairy

"O my god! did you see the right munter kevin picked up last night"

by Jaki Jordan September 15, 2005

munter

The word used to describe a truly hideous beast of a woman.

Lambert says :"OMG Steve that must surely be the biggest munter i have ever seen"
Steve says : "Yeah i know look at the face"

by Steve-oholmes December 28, 2005

munter

(noun, New Zealand slang)person lacking in intelligence who is prone to causing harm and injury to own self.

"Did you see that jump? What a munter!"

by David Gerbault January 4, 2003

Munter

A less than attractive lady.

You, my dear, are a munter

by Stephen Miller November 7, 2003

muntered

A state of chemical inconvenience, often involving ravers and goths.

Muntered - See "kweilo"

by Xifer May 2, 2004

munter

1 extremely ugly person
2 someone who is completely wasted on one or all of the following drugs; Ecstasy Speed/Amphetamines Magic Mushrooms, LSD, Poppers Ketamine or Cocaine, usually in combination with copious quantities of alcohol. Commonly displays symptoms of sweating, dishevelledness, gnawing of the inside of the cheeks, gurning (often without realising it), inability to focus, barely capable/ incapable of stringing a coherent sentence together.
Calling someone a munter can be used as an insult, or perversely as a druggy term of endearment amongst fellow wasters

Apparently a Kate Moss doll is going to be made where she looks like a total munter.
If you enjoy a good session you're a munter.

by Katherine23 April 27, 2006

Munter

Someone so hideousely ugly that one has the physical urge to beat them to death with a heavy object.

"Jesus that bird you fancied was a right munter Andy."

by A.Macinnes December 18, 2004