munsterbating

Munsterbating: beating your meat or plugging your hole whilst watching horror movies, Svengouli, Elvira etc.

I caught my uncle fester munsterbating to the casper movie -

by fdrogmank March 6, 2011

Mundied

When you’re out on the town emptying five litre jugs of beer into your throat hole to the point of total oblivion and you become relegated to an evening of being flaccid from the neck down.

Laser beam vomiting and impromptu scuba diving experiences often go hand in hand with being Mundied.

“Boys! I’ve got a pocket full of ponies but no chance of a stallion in my pants! I’m absolutely Mundied!”

by DarmoSalarmo July 25, 2019

Mumsie man

A man who calls their significant other “Mommy”

Kevin is a Mumsie man, he calls Sarah mommy

by Imamunch March 15, 2023

Herman Munstered

To damage by walking through or into a fixed structure or object. Referenced by one of the openings of "The Munsters" where Herman Munster walks through the front door.

Damn, did you hear about what happened on the dayshift? Robbie was hanging a banner, fell, and went through the wall. He Herman Munstered the wall man!

by Wiggy Boufant February 24, 2006

Munster Muncher

A person who is an expert in the art of licking out vaginia. It is like a sixth sence as they have to make up for lack of a large penis...

Woman: Is it in yet?
Guy: Can we try something else....
Woman: Where the hell do you think you are going..wait..oh my why didn't you tell me you are the munster muncher...
Guy: Thats the way i roll...

by ULOPC January 19, 2010

minsies

Minimum. The slogan of the LSA pokemon go group. Often used in relation to sexual acts.

I'll help you out for minsies anal.

by MinsiesAnal March 3, 2018

munsee

to beat off/masturbate

"I'm gonna go...munsee"

by John Derby May 28, 2005