Munk

either a person with high religius belief "Monk" also defined as the treat "doughnut". Munk has many meanings and can both mean good and bad things at the same time.

"Casper, that guy is such a munk"
"I know right"

Otherwise

"This guy is so amazing"
"Right hes such a Munk"

by SarreSwag May 3, 2023

munk

Female genitalia specifically belonging to a woman with children. Mom + Junk = Munk.

Dude, did you see that picture of Britney Spears? You can see her munk!

by Shaloopy-doo December 14, 2008

Munk

A short way to say "Monkey" or "Le Monke"

Guys, look at that Munk, let's take a picture with it!

by sziep April 11, 2020

munk

jizz, cum, spunk, sperm

I threw my munk all over her back.

by atombomb October 20, 2004

Munk

me

my name is munk

by Hamish February 6, 2003

Munk

Verb. Refers to the act of ejaculating and defecating simultaneously due to a stimulation of the male or female genitalia that causes a sudden push on the rectum, causing involuntary deification.

Most likely to occur when one is engaging in sexual intercourse while suffering from an irritable bowel or experiencing diarrhea.

Noun. Used as a noun, Munk refers to the combination of ejaculate and feces that has been produced through the act of Munking.

As a verb:

While having sex with my girlfriend last night, to my dismay I munked all over the bed at climax and now owe her a new comforter.

The first time I performed oral sex on her, she munked on my face and I was never the same.

I learned to never masturbate after taking ex-lax for you run the risk of munking.

As a Noun:

My mother was not happy when she noticed the munk all over my shorts in the laundry.

by GoBag November 10, 2009

Munk

Something you say too much when you hear it. The definition is a way of life. It is something you say if you get jump scared or if you are pissed and need to sound hard. But it is in no way shape or form disrespectful to munks. We love you

Ahhh you scared me you munk.
Jack you fucking munk piss of bitch.

by gguksthighs January 22, 2018