Mumpkin

A short man who is known as a dwarf or midget, is a slave that must work in the fields his whole life.

Jeremy the mumpkin loved to work in the fields but suffers from short person syndrome

by M-GZ November 23, 2010

Mumford Stomp

The act of getting so into the beat and feel of a song by Mumford And Sons you without knowing start to stomp your foot to the beat and swing you air guitar like M&S Frontman Marcus Mumford

Guy1: "Your listening to "The Cave" by M&S!"

Guy2: "Uh yeah, big deal"....( Song progesses, and Guy 1 begins doing the Mumford Stomp)
"Uh... What the hell are you doing?"

Guy1: "Oh, I got lost in the song, I was doing the Mumford Stomp! :D"

Guy2:"...... your freaking weird."

by MumfordRockMysocksoff August 1, 2011

Camel Mumps

A sickness from intimate contact with someone from the Arabian Peninsula.

"Nicholas kissed his girlfriend and now hes in the hospital with a bad case of the camel mumps..."

by DylMus January 28, 2020

Mumford Moment

A moment when you become really engrossed with and entranced by the transcendent music of Mumford and Sons. Basically you listen to it endlessly, even obsessively. Could also be a cult following. Usually brings on a feeling of euphoria or spirituality.

I'm really having a Mumford Moment right now.

by h-chan January 19, 2012

Mumps

During fellatio on a man, the partner places the entire shaft of the penis and both testicles in their mouth. Giving the appearance of someone with the mumps disease.

That girl filled her mouth with my dick and balls. She looked like she had mumps!

by Forget_i_was_here May 30, 2017

Mumped

Verb (past tense) meaning to get an infection caused by the mumps virus, characterised by extreme swelling of the face. Many people living in close contact such as frat boys commonly get mumped. People who get mumped can show no signs for upto 6 days after catching the virus, and are infective and able to mump others for upto 2 weeks. It is also rumoured to spread rapidly through the act of swallowing each other's semen; this may or may not be linked to why frat boys get mumped a lot.

Example 1:

Jared : "Dude, you've been off work for days! What happened?"

Chuck : "I got mumped badly"

Example 2:

Vincent : "Haha look at that guy's face! He got mumped!"

by Reverend Poleman March 20, 2009

mumpus

Fried cock or hot penis juice

“Hey John! That mumpus was delicious”.

“Did you get that surgery yet, Adam?”

“No bro, my mumpus is falling off”.

by Mumpussauce March 29, 2021