Mummery

1. The act of being a Mummer.
2. Someone who has just made a complete and utter fool of himself in public.

1. There is much Mummery on the streets on Paris.
2. Did he just say that? In front of everyone? My goodness he's made a right Mummery out of himself now

by webreakeasy May 26, 2006

mummers

Philadelphia tradition: grown men dress like women and bums get wacked on drugs and booze, play banjos, tubas, and flutes while running through the streets causing mayhem. The mummers are divided by brigades, fancies, comics, gays, trannies, post and pre op transexuals. Mummers are known to take a full year to make thier costumes. Women are prohibited from becoming mummers. Sexual relations between the mummer men is commenplace as there judgement is often so impaired during the parade. Most mummers are Eagle fans.

I watched two drunken mummers blow each other on new years day!

by A Palumbo September 4, 2007

Mummenschanzphobia

A completely understandable childlike fear of mimes in general, and the mime group Mummenschanz in particular. This can be brought on by, for example, their (admittedly entertaining to many people) freaky appearance on The Muppet Show.

"The start of the Mummenschanzphobia when the Mummenschanz episode comes to TV. The clay mask act frightens me like crazy and I ask my parents to erase the episode."
-- Jog Jalink

by Juan Motaim November 11, 2004

Mummer Cummer

Engaging in a sexual act with ones gf/bf mum or their own mum

Dude, i totally pulled off the ultimate mummer cummer last night with my gf's mum. She was screaming so loud!

by tizzle30 October 2, 2007

mumpet

male version of a "strumpet"

that dude is a total mumpet!

by alicek11 August 17, 2009

mummerized

when a mother tidies up her son or daughter's organized chaos or reorganizes things according to her own specifications

I came home today and found my bedroom had been totally mummerized! She'd only gone and categorized all my clothes and I can't find anything.

by Quiapia September 25, 2015

mumlet

A mullet hairdo worn by a middle age woman, preferably in combination with mom jeans and a fanny pack.

Jan's showed up at the potluck with tuna casserole, a fully stocked fanny pack, high waisted, baggy, jeans with an elastic wasteband, a slight hairlip, unibrow, and a glorious delicately feathered mumlet.

by Jigglybus October 11, 2018