Muffia

The Mummy Maffia, a rather strange and alarming breed who feel the need to knock the confidence of other parents in order to reassure themselves that their own offspring are Wonder Children.

Don't feed them after midnight!

Run for the hills, the Muffia are coming.

The Muffia will be on the phone to Childline after you.

Have you heard? The Muffia's toddlers can run marathons and fly Lear jets.

by Snozzbert May 12, 2009

momfia

A group of about 30 women who are all very close friends. They love their children dearly but their children do not define them! They are misunderstood by others to be thought of as 'mafia' but they are just jealous.

They are all, legless pirates.

Don't cha wish you were apart of the momfia like me
Dont cha wish you were cool like us
Dont cha, dont cha

by Someones May 15, 2008

muffia

In an age in which women shave/wax their pubic hair for various reasons (ex. bikini wax), women who choose to go natural are part of the "muffia."

Dude, that chick who I went home with last night was part of the muffia.

by rockstar 1 April 17, 2009

mumia

A cop-killing, racist, marketing genious, that thrives on t-shirt sales to upper-middle class suburban commie-anarcho brats in France, Germany and other areas with large populations of people so bored with their own cultures they adopt the causes of fringe movements that contradict the very institutions that created the security, wealth, and education they act like they don't enjoy. A mumia, is in direct competion with a "Che," in the European suburban t-shirt market.

Hey Fabio, what are you doing today?
I'm going to the demo, to throw cobblestones at the skinheads. Thank god the polizei are going to be there, or they would beat my ass.
Well what are you going to wear, Fabio?
My Free Mumia T-shirt.

by stopculturalmarxism January 31, 2012

Muffian

A fat loser living with his parents.

GUY1> Muffian is in his basement playing Tibia.
GUY2> haha what a loser that game is worse than WoW!

by jagsph April 13, 2010

mumfie

a stupid boy with a small penis and a lot of attitude for no reason

wow is that a mumfie?

by Dick Clark May 15, 2019

mumface

Someone/thing who perpetrates/is (an act of) extreme annoyance.
Matthew Osman - Case in point.

Me: Hey, you spilled egg whites on the floor!

Osman: Yeah, and what are you going to do about it?

Me: you mumface! incidentally, i dislike you heartily. relocate yourself to a new locus.

by Jizzle on My Shanizzles January 27, 2007