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multi-tasking

term originating from Guelph, Ontario. Verb: to masturbate repeatedly while performing some other task ie. watching tv, vacuuming, buchering, jennying, etc.
I spent the day multi-tasking and can't feel my arm.
I love multi-tasking.
Women are good at multi-tasking.
by amankatgall August 25, 2006
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multi-tasking

masturbation using a medium that requires constant interaction by the participant i.e. google image searches, image files, non-automated slide shows, ect.
tony was multi-tasking because all of his porn was on floppy discs.
by tequeman July 16, 2008
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multi taskual

Multi taskual is when someone can do more than one task at the same time.
I can study and watch television at the same time because I'm multi taskual.
by Akj_57 March 18, 2021
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Multi-Media-Tasking

running multiple hdmi inputs to one display. Two or more videos playing at the same time similar to PIP only using different receivers to control what is displayed on the one display unit.
When I am Multi-Media-Tasking I will be watching a football game in one window of the display, playing PS3 in another window of the display, an internet page on another window of the display, and while those are all on mute, still be listening to my favorite music on the main sound system of the display.
by 22Advance August 19, 2011
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multit-tasker

An individual who, while engaged in foreplay, has the ability to give focused attention to more than one breast at a time.
Oh yeah, the sex was fantastic. He's quite the multit-tasker.
by Tee-bag July 4, 2008
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multitasting

The practice of mixing odd flavors in the mouth simultaneously. Some examples of multitasting include eating a piece of citrus fruit too soon after brushing one's teeth, taking a hit off a beer while also chewing gum, or sucking on a breath mint while eating a wasabi-laden sushi roll.

While it is most often a manifestation of absent-mindedness, multitasting has also been deliberately practiced by people who 'just don't give a fuck.' These brave intentional multitasters have inspired humanity for generations innumerable. Kneel before Zod!
Did you see that chick? She just popped a piece of gum in her mouth, chewed it like three times, and then downed half a diet soda. And now...I think...yes!...she's back to chewing the gum! What is this fucktardation?

That's called multitasting, and it is rather odd. But did you know that both the chewing gum and the soda contain a chemical poison called aspartame, which should never have been approved by the FDA?

No, do tell!

Well, it just so happens that Aspartame was passed despite FDA scientists' disapproval by none other than douche nozzle extraordinaire, Donald Rumsfeld.

According to a G.D. Searle's salesperson, Patty WoodAllott, Donald Rumsfeld stated "he would call in all his markers and that no matter what, he would see to it that aspartame be approved this year."

An interview with consumer attorney Jim Turner revealed how Donald Rumsfeld "called in his markers" as part of Reagan's transition team in 1981. This is why G.D. Searle felt compelled to reapply for aspartame's approval one day after Reagan's inauguration.

This is despite rejection of aspartame over brain tumors.

What a bunch of sweethearts, huh? I wish asshats Rumsfeld and that stupid band 311 would all go die in a fire.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 22, 2010
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multitasking

A polite way of telling someone you haven't heard a word they said. Commonly used on long conference calls, when the speaker is monotonous, boring, or couldn't make a point of one were drawn for them.
Joe: "Blah, blah corporate office blah, blah, leverage proactively blah, blah human capital and grade-A synergy, blah, blah. Do you agree, Jim?"

Jim: "I'm sorry, Joe, I was multitasking, can you repeat that?"
by workinglate February 8, 2007
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