a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)
This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
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Also known as Nicholas O' Malley or the sexiest man alive. Current bassist of Arctic Monkeys who replaced former bassist Andy Nicholson. Relatively quiet but during interviews, his sharp wit is conspicuous.
Idiot: That Nick O' malley is fat and hairy.
The wise one: Yeah, but I reckon that if he wants to shag you, you'll probabaly jump at the chance. You're just a bitter sad fuck.
The wise one: Yeah, but I reckon that if he wants to shag you, you'll probabaly jump at the chance. You're just a bitter sad fuck.
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Girl #1: It was terrible! His chest was so smooth… but it turned out he had a Chinese Mullet. I couldn’t even see his penis through his pubic hair!
Girl #2: How was it?
Girl #1: It was terrible! His chest was so smooth… but it turned out he had a Chinese Mullet. I couldn’t even see his penis through his pubic hair!
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Vennu Mallesh is all of the following (in his own words):
Very sentimental
A very good bad boy
A night worker
A self blamer
A brain eater
A heart stealer
A perfect learner
A back bencher
A kids lover
Very anger (but he knows it's very danger)
The true liar
A mind reader
A truth finder
A smart cheater
A pain killer
A good teacher
Very sentimental
A very good bad boy
A night worker
A self blamer
A brain eater
A heart stealer
A perfect learner
A back bencher
A kids lover
Very anger (but he knows it's very danger)
The true liar
A mind reader
A truth finder
A smart cheater
A pain killer
A good teacher
by NotBrandonAndZeb December 19, 2013
Get the Vennu Mallesh mug.A hipster mullet is a hairstyle or hairdo, similar in volume to the rockabilly mullets sported by country legend Billy Ray Cyrus and TV star Richard Dean Anderson (better known as MacGyver) in the early 90s. The hipster mullet is an updated version of the rockabilly mullet, but infused with "alternative" elements such as neon highlights or extreme differentials between the length of the mullet piece (hair at top of head) and the hair on the sides and back of head, which might be shaved down to mere stubble. By shaving the back and sides down, the mullet piece is emphasized, thereby increasing the irony of the hairdo.
The hipster mullet has been adopted by hipster males and females alike. While a male hipster mullet and a female hipster mullet are similar, a male hipster mullet is often accompanied by additional moustaches, moustachios, beards, goatees, chinstraps, and designer stubble. For both males and females, the hipster mullet is typically accented by "larger than life" sun spectacles, worn at all times of year and in all light levels. Stiegl and Pabst are thought to provide nutrients such as provitamin B5 that improve mullet volume and sheen.
The hipster mullet is best observed in urban parks, in independent cafes, at alternative music gigs, and at college art shows, during the working hours of non-hipsters.
The hipster mullet is closely related to other updated hairstyles, such as the hipster mohawk and the hipster rattail.
The hipster mullet has been adopted by hipster males and females alike. While a male hipster mullet and a female hipster mullet are similar, a male hipster mullet is often accompanied by additional moustaches, moustachios, beards, goatees, chinstraps, and designer stubble. For both males and females, the hipster mullet is typically accented by "larger than life" sun spectacles, worn at all times of year and in all light levels. Stiegl and Pabst are thought to provide nutrients such as provitamin B5 that improve mullet volume and sheen.
The hipster mullet is best observed in urban parks, in independent cafes, at alternative music gigs, and at college art shows, during the working hours of non-hipsters.
The hipster mullet is closely related to other updated hairstyles, such as the hipster mohawk and the hipster rattail.
"Daschiell, did you read my Tweet from five minutes ago??"
"Sorry Sabine, I'm still trying to update my blog on the weak wi-fi signal that everyone in this independent cafe is stealing from the Starbucks nextdoor. What was your Tweet about?"
"It was about how Bitsy and Flavius are sporting matching hipster mullets today! They are practically identical, except for the purple curls in hers and the neck beard growing out of his!"
"I hope they didn't see that you called them hipsters! They'll go apoplectic!"
"Sorry Sabine, I'm still trying to update my blog on the weak wi-fi signal that everyone in this independent cafe is stealing from the Starbucks nextdoor. What was your Tweet about?"
"It was about how Bitsy and Flavius are sporting matching hipster mullets today! They are practically identical, except for the purple curls in hers and the neck beard growing out of his!"
"I hope they didn't see that you called them hipsters! They'll go apoplectic!"
by hipster_of_the_month May 8, 2013
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