mulk

acronym used to describe an ugly person, stands for "Messed Up Looking Kid"

"Did you see that kid with the huge ears? He's a real mulk."

by WWJBD November 26, 2006

mulk

A very cool guy who posts on the aquabats forum.

Mulk is so cool, I want to wet myself!

by Totally Batty July 9, 2004

mulk

First, you need a friend and a shovel. Go to the cemetary and dig up a freshly buried woman. Put your mouth on her vagina and have your friend jump on her stomach. Drink whatever comes out.

Dude, I can't believe you mulked my Grandma. Not cool dude, Not cool...

by Crabbnugga April 5, 2005

mulk

South African interpretation of milk.

I'd like sum mulk in my tea

by panjee wigs September 10, 2003

mulk

Misused prenounciation of the work Milk. For those people with learning difficulties this can be the hardest word in the enslish dictionary to pronounce.

I going to mulk the cows then i'm going to mulk the goats, then I shall have some breakfast with some cold mulk.

by Bender Oronson September 12, 2003

Mulking

(verb)

To "mulk" is to gently dip one's balls into a soup for a short duration, so to add a slightly salty flavour to the taste.

Seen as a delicacy in practically every country, is is an old English practice that is preferably done by the host or head chef after a long day's work.

After a long day's work, Geoffrey surprised me with a Cup-a-Soup that I'm sure he sneakily gave a good little mulking beforehand.

Oh he does look after me!

by #VOTEGOAT January 25, 2016

mulked up

v.
1. To get drunk beyond belief, and then act a fool.
n.
2. Incoherent

Tonight I’m gonna get mulked up.

by Nova Man July 29, 2006