Hufflering

When a man cums in a gaping arse and sticks his nose in and huffs on it

"We tried hufflering for the first time last night"

OR

" You can huffle my ring any time"

OR

"Hey babe can I give you a hufflering tonight"

by Mojokelicis December 6, 2019

mullering

Ruining something while attempting to fix it, on account of using brute force instead of gentle persuasion.

Bobby replaced the nut with an adjustable wrench, mullering it into position. "That should hold it," he exclaimed triumphantly. Sonia watched with disdain. "Sure," she said, "if we never have to replace the wheel again. That's totally cross-threaded."

by sticky10^76 June 22, 2009

muffering

The emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting mass quantities of preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. The term originally derived from the proverbial muffins that were sold in the vending machine of "The Great Collapse's" jam space.

Luke: Dude, I'm totally muffering. I just ate a whole bag of ketchup chips.

Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.

Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.

Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.

by xenialarouge November 5, 2009

Muffling

small patches of short, scruffy body hair that grow on random parts of a person's body, espcially the underchin and upper ass

Hey Brian, shave your filthy ass muffling off the side of your face.

by Kyle Hamlett May 16, 2008

miffering

Miffering, the act of being miffered

Oh, they were up last night, miffering.
They're tots miffering right now.

by THEPANDAGURL November 6, 2013

Mufflinger

A catapult-type thing that you can use to fling muffins everywhere! Basically a muffin flinger! :)

Hey, I brought my mufflinger, now let’s fling some muffins!

by Frost byte :) July 10, 2019

Truck Muffling

To slyly spread ones cheeks during sex such as not to audibly alert ones partner of atmospheric assault.

I was Truck Muffling real fuckin hard last night so that Susie would gag on my cock and not kick me out of bed.

by GrundleStiltskin69 January 6, 2020